Roof Camping

Roof Camping is a term used to describe pussies in games such as Rust, where highly geared players far into the game sit on top of their base shooting people enlarging their ego for the 1 out of every 50 bullets they hit.

Jeff: *sits on the roof shooting at nakeds*
Steve: Jeff is such a Roof Camping Bitch

by GourmetCookies December 24, 2020

Roofart

Roofart is a fictional rooster that is composed of smelly gas minerals. He has sent Mr.K.M to jail 3 times and owns a multi-million dollar company. Roofart is the main character of our comic. Roofart uses his farting skills to increase speed to run from his enemies. He has beaten Usain Bolt in a race 4 times. Roofart has an extraordinarily amazing IQ of 2

"Roofart is my role-model"
*farts*

by roofart November 15, 2022

Roof Brooms

A game played in an apartment consisting of hitting the ceiling with broom handles, usually played with six to ten players. The object of the game is to irritate the upstairs neighbor, often as revenge for noisy behavior such as stomping. Typically, roof brooms involves drinking beer, talking, and hammering on the ceiling for hours. Players may arrange themselves in shifts to ensure continual striking upon the ceiling.

Marc: "what's up tonight?"
Jim: "we're playing Roof Brooms at my flat tonight."

by MFn Connery May 5, 2013

ROFCOF

Acronym: Rolling On Floor Cum On Face

A natural progression from LOL, ROFL, and ROFLMAO.

Implies that something has caused such hilarity that it has caused such a person to shoot onto their own face while rolling on the floor laughing.

Guy1: That was so funny - LOL
Guy2: Yeah i know - ROFL
Guy3: ROFLMAO - brilliant
Guy4: ROFCOF!!
Guy1: Ew - dude
Guy2: Not again...
Guy3: WTF?! Why?!

by r0nnybums August 1, 2008

roof pig

Noun. Metaphoric phrase most commonly used to describe a highly unusual or unforeseen event or occurrence. Can be extended to describe people who are not as they first appear, or when a person acts out of character.

Originally derived from a quotation in '90s cartoon television show "The Tick" in which the eponymous hero, upon seeing a pig on a rooftop, exclaims "Roof Pig! Most unexpected!".

Wow! Saints won the Superbowl? That's one heck of a roof pig!

She was acting so strangely the other night - a total roof pig.

by FightingTorque May 12, 2010

roof cat

Another derogatory term for an African American male that sits on a roof while eating a pizza.

Don't throw that pizza up there, those damn roof cats will eat it.

by Papamitch04 May 16, 2015

tear the roof off

dominate, take control of a situation.

I tore the roof off the sucka!

by Royale with Cheeze May 3, 2003