Derogatory epithet applied to folks (generally middle-aged white males) who adhere to the Old True Faith: that guitar-shredding long haired heroes (think Clapton, Page or Billy Crudup in "Almost Famous") are the true gods of music, and that the early 70's were a golden age for popular culture. Used in political arguments by those who seek to elevate the cultural impact of hip hop or mope-rock as viable alternatives, or even progress. Rockists venerate technique and craft over novelty and youth.
Those turkeys at Rolling Stone are such old rockist fossils, they don't see that 50 Cent is a true artist and Tupac more important than the Beatles
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Describes a heavy duty Rogaine user, typically an insecure and short in stature (Elf-like) male in the process of losing their hair. The Rogainist will sometimes use generic-brand hair regrowth solutions to save some money. In many cases, the Rogainist is married to a equally insecure makeup whore who insists the Rogainist use the toxic solution despite the potential side effects, else the marriage is over.
Rogainists are often cuckolded by their high maintenance, stay at home makeup whore wives who leave all the child care to the cuckold husband. They really take advantage of the Rogainist's insecurities.
Rogainists are often cuckolded by their high maintenance, stay at home makeup whore wives who leave all the child care to the cuckold husband. They really take advantage of the Rogainist's insecurities.
Makeup Whore Wife: Jeremy, I don't find you attractive anymore, your Elf-like stature and small cock is being overpowered by your balding head. Become a Rogainist or the marriage is over.
Cockolded Husband: OK, I'll disregard the heart palpitations and become a Rogainist. Are you being fucked by Master BBC tonight?
Cockolded Husband: OK, I'll disregard the heart palpitations and become a Rogainist. Are you being fucked by Master BBC tonight?
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