by Wallrat February 28, 2005

Of all so-called "extreme sports" (activities that about 1/2 the time are undertaken, or claimed to have been undertaken, by otherwise boring people in a desperate attempt to become interesting), this is probably the trendiest way to give yourself the affectation of ruggedness, danger, physical fitness, etc. Note that most people who express an interest in rock-climbing or purchase incidental gear such as carabiners, have never climbed and never will.
See also: posers, conformity of noncomformity, North Face, bungee jumping.
See also: posers, conformity of noncomformity, North Face, bungee jumping.
Inner thought bubble of "extreme sports" Aberzombie, "Dude, all the chicks will be on me if I wear this carabiner on my belt loop and talk about rock climbing! I better buy this magazine so I can look like I know what I'm talking about!"
by FunkyBumpkin April 29, 2005

by Unrepentantfenianbastard April 1, 2004

climbing boys are the hottest of all boys. they are strong, hot, and most of all the nicest boys in the world. because of this everyone wants to date them.
by siaeh8sba November 17, 2019

Portuguese Rock Climb: when a female crabwalks up to a wall with her head facing the wall and you grab her ankles and you fling her up breaking her neck into a 90 degree angle and then busting a nut in her ear
by rootedcso April 7, 2017

when a girl named diana flirts with two boys in her classs, she is signing up for rock climbing club
by kristen April 24, 2005

The sport of trying to find the easiest way to do the hardest thing possible. It involves getting really drunk on Mountain Dew, followed by shitting your pants so hard that you can hear the colour 94.
by professional_anus_tickler May 10, 2023
