Roastie

A woman you wish you could fuck, but are unable to.

"Stacey friendzoned me after asked her on a date, what a roastie!"

by Turandokht November 29, 2017

roastie

4chan /r9k/ term for female; probably with an outie vagina

John : That roastie destroyed my life

by RoastieAnon July 21, 2015

Roasty

A black female; this is derived from the girls vagina looking like a roast beef. Most of them are fairly dark, no lightskins, they do not qualify
Has been modified to fit those black females that give attitude.

"Damn that girls such a roasty!"
"frig here comes a roasty"
"ah another roasty with her kid!"

by crazyblackguy May 31, 2009

roasties

Massive huge jugs, wangers, sweater cows, milk bags, veiny stale bread loafs, matted nippled hats of doom and thunder. There are two of them.

Fuck me, my roasties just killed a man by the sheer force of gravitational pull. They tore him in pieces. They are huge and scare kids even when I am nowhere near. They are the bogeyman. Huge.

by tumples December 9, 2008

roastie

a burnout, preferably done in an American muscle car. Sometimes a ricer-lover will try to do a front wheel roastie in his 1999 Honda Civic. However, he will simply embarrass himself.

Bro, nice roastie at that stop light back there.

by ayejay17 November 13, 2014

roastie

an amazingly talented, and wonderful brit. A roastie is a warm, intelligent and all-knowing person. One can only hope to attain the status of roastie! A roastie is admired by all!

wow!...she a roastie!

by la grenouille March 7, 2010

Roasty

Person persecuted over and over again for no reason; see Jesus Christ.

John was the roasty in the three-state area.

by Vaginal Dave July 1, 2003