risky text

a message you spent the whole day thinking about how you're going to type it then you can't get yourself to press send. after you press send you feel the urge to smash your phone or shoot yourself.

oh shit I should not have sent that risky text

by vapegod420 June 29, 2015

risky shift

When someone is masturbating with one hand for an extensive period of time, then quickly changes to other hand without missing a stroke in order to avoid cramping of hands.

I was beating off last week and my left hand got tired, so I made a risky shift to my right hand.

by Bobw39 August 12, 2017

Schrödinger's risky text

From a quantum mechanics point of view, someone is either serious or joking about the text until they get a reply.

Sam: So I sent Cleo a risky text. I'm not sure how she's gonna take it.

Strive: Haha, chill she just might be into it.

Sam: And if she trips I'll say I was joking, it's basically a Schrödinger's risky text.

Strive: Nerd!

by Blurrific March 19, 2020

RissAlesi’d

to evade taxes; backyard breeder of golden retrievers; to be manipulated see also its_risselesi’d

I RissAlesi’d and they finally caught up with me

by ParvoQueen July 26, 2022

Rossy

A girl that possibly will be the most beautiful girl you could meet. At times, if angered her she can be the biggest bitch alive. But her happiness, energy, and kindness will eventually consume you and you will not be able to get enough of such a special girl

That girl Rossy makes me feel speical.

by Sonjaja June 10, 2011

risky fart

When one is unsure if the abdominal pressure one is about to release will come out in gaseous form, solid form or some combination of the two, this is described as a 'risky fart', due to the certain degree of danger in the release (the risk that you might follow through).

Curries and other spicy foods are a prime cause of risky farts.

Whew, that was a great curry last night. It caused a few risky farts today though.

by Tinlad May 9, 2006

Clarissa/Rissa

A beautiful, kind, loving girl, who is willing to do anything for her friends,
she is also a gentle kind hearted person who is easy to approach, however she is shy at first but then becomes more comfortable to open her gob.
she loves her bestfriend and will always be there to pick up the pieces and defended them when vulnerable

she's such a clarissa/rissa for sticking up for her!!

by youmamamamalalalalala April 30, 2011