Ultra Mega Gorilla Ripped

Being so high, that you cannot move, speak, think or process anything that is going on. Gorilla meaning big or maximum.

Dude that blunt was so dank, I'm ultra mega gorilla ripped.

by Brandon, Beau, Oscar, Tyler June 19, 2008

rump riled

Another term for butthurt.

Neil got so rump riled when the cafeteria had no vegan food lol.

by bemorechadlike March 4, 2017

E-Ripped

the state of being retarted high. A whole other level up from being just "ripped".

Man, that double-barrel bong and blunt we just smoked has me fully e-ripped!

by donald_wellington May 30, 2017

ripped wide open

The state of being absolutely intoxicated from consuming many more alcoholic beverages than one's body can physically handle.

Dave: These past five days I've been completely sober, but tonight I'm getting ripped wide open.

by bouncedeezy August 24, 2010

Force ripe

A West Indian Term referring to young girls who dress up to look a lot older than their actual age.

Instead of saying: That girl isn't 18 she's only 12. She just dresses up to look a lot older.

You can say: That girl is force ripe

by Doobes October 31, 2007

Raped by Hagrid

When one has such a huge shit it feels like you've just had anal sex with Hagrid for four hours straight.

Sam: Oi Cameron I got Raped by Hagrid yesterday.
Cameron: Damn how long have you held that one in?

by headbanger-69 February 8, 2015

raped by a shark

a saying used for situations where actually being raped by a shark would be more appealing than taking part in the said situations.

I'd rather be raped by a shark than go in to work on the weekend.

"I'd rather be raped by a shark than raped by your mom." -kj&th

by the storm drains February 18, 2009