Rikers' Island, the infamous correctional facility/holding area for the NYC Metro area for 70 years. It is located north of Queens.
by T-Dog Jenkins May 08, 2005
by Bmarc1111 December 14, 2016
A prison on an island off New York in which all of the criminals and thugz go to and a place that many rap artists have went or some claimed to have went.
by marx99 April 06, 2006
Riker: noun: an under 35 year-old hipster with a beard.
Derived from the beard worn by Willaim Riker, 1st Officer on the Starship Enterprise.
Derived from the beard worn by Willaim Riker, 1st Officer on the Starship Enterprise.
Dude, I never would have suspected that Daniel Bejar was a Riler, 'til I saw him on the cover of Fader.
Dude, I'm so sick of these Riker's on Myspace asking me to be friends with their shitty experimental bands. gawd.
Dude, I'm so sick of these Riker's on Myspace asking me to be friends with their shitty experimental bands. gawd.
by Kip B April 11, 2006
AKA Slippery Frakes.
The act of defecation while sitting backwards on the toilet. This is an advanced adaptation of AC Slatering, the difference being in the mounting/dismounting of the apparatus involving the leading leg being swept over toilet. This variation has a higher degree of difficulty and results in higher scores if successfully executed.
History:
In fact, William Riker is a distant descendant of AC Slater. This was shown in a long lost episode of TNG in which Q snapped the crew back to Bayside High School in the year 1992 in order to save the conception of a love child between AC Slater and the Tori Spelling character Violet.
In the episode, Q tries to disrupt the Riker family line by having Slater catch herpes from a wrestling mat. To intervene Riker must distract Screech while Picard convinces Big Bopper Belding to give Slater and Violet detention together alone, and force Slater to miss the wrestling meet (and herpes). This is where the relationship is consummated and the Riker line is extended. Much like with Riker, no woman can resist AC Slater's charm for a full 50 minutes. Ironically, the reason for AC Slater's detention is a punishment for sitting backwards in his chair.
The act of defecation while sitting backwards on the toilet. This is an advanced adaptation of AC Slatering, the difference being in the mounting/dismounting of the apparatus involving the leading leg being swept over toilet. This variation has a higher degree of difficulty and results in higher scores if successfully executed.
History:
In fact, William Riker is a distant descendant of AC Slater. This was shown in a long lost episode of TNG in which Q snapped the crew back to Bayside High School in the year 1992 in order to save the conception of a love child between AC Slater and the Tori Spelling character Violet.
In the episode, Q tries to disrupt the Riker family line by having Slater catch herpes from a wrestling mat. To intervene Riker must distract Screech while Picard convinces Big Bopper Belding to give Slater and Violet detention together alone, and force Slater to miss the wrestling meet (and herpes). This is where the relationship is consummated and the Riker line is extended. Much like with Riker, no woman can resist AC Slater's charm for a full 50 minutes. Ironically, the reason for AC Slater's detention is a punishment for sitting backwards in his chair.
by darth_hungus December 30, 2020
by Kip B April 04, 2006
Euphemism for a moment in time (typically in pop culture) where something or someone that was lackluster and/or underachieving suddenly and surprisingly became much better and exciting. Taken from Star Trek - The Next Generation, which many fans considered wanting until Commander Riker grew a beard at the start of Season Two, after which the show was solid and well-received for the rest of its run.
"Heather Locklear joining the cast of Melrose Place was that show's Riker's Beard moment."
"Ben Cherrington (Boston Red Sox GM) trading expensive malcontents like Carl Crawford and Josh Beckett to the LA Dodgers was a Riker's Beard for his career (and the Red Sox) if ever I saw one."
"Little did the New England Patriots know it at the time, but when Mo Lewis knocked Drew Bledsoe out in Week 2 of 2001, it would become a Riker's Beard for the franchise."
"The fact that Danny Ainge (Boston Celtics GM) turned getting boned in the 2008 NBA Draft Lottery into a Riker's Beard is still staggering to me."
"Ben Cherrington (Boston Red Sox GM) trading expensive malcontents like Carl Crawford and Josh Beckett to the LA Dodgers was a Riker's Beard for his career (and the Red Sox) if ever I saw one."
"Little did the New England Patriots know it at the time, but when Mo Lewis knocked Drew Bledsoe out in Week 2 of 2001, it would become a Riker's Beard for the franchise."
"The fact that Danny Ainge (Boston Celtics GM) turned getting boned in the 2008 NBA Draft Lottery into a Riker's Beard is still staggering to me."
by Honk4Gronk June 21, 2013