rigor mortis

guy 1: we should watch some rigor mortis
guy 2: don't you mean rick and Morty?
guy 1: no.

by qa3wt4yeu May 24, 2023

the stiffening of joints after death, or a stoners last respects to a dead bong-buddy, in other words lighting up to honor the dead

The body was stuck in a doggy-style position due to rigor mortis.

After the death of Jimmy, Ted decided to honor him through rigor mortis.

when the blood of a dead person cools off making them stiff
from latin

i tried to steal the ring off the dead mans finger, but rigor mortis had set in and instead of getting the ring off, i ended up taking the whole hand

by shitze January 12, 2006

What happens to your fingers when you "finger" someone for too long

Bruh, I fingered that girl so long that when she finished my fingers where all rigor mortis and shit

by D-WALLoftheclique October 22, 2010

the useful phenomenon that stops stiffs flopping off the table when sickass necro goths try to screw em.

by My May 12, 2003

damn. did you see that rigor mortis P. Miller dancing?
hell ya!

by Brennie January 6, 2006

"Yo, Im so rigor mortis right now"

or

"What are we going to do tonight?"
"We'll go to a club, get rigged, and hopefully meet some biddies."

by Jazzface78 February 22, 2005