ricktard

One who is exceedingly lame and most often too lame to be called stupid.

"Wow, he said that? What a ricktard."

"Guys stink; they're all a bunch of ricktards."

by Sarah Maree April 12, 2006

sicktarded

Skiing/snowboarding vernacular. A strong adjective for

1: amazingly deep fresh powder snow
2: an insanely awesome line down a step mountain face.
3: A big ballsy jump off a cliff or in a terrain park
4: Anything that is 'off the hook' epic and worthy of such status

An portmanteau of the the popular adjective "sick", a word extensively used in the snow sports community and "tarded" from retarded. Something so good it profoundly affects you .

Did you see the video of Jamie Pierre doing the 77m cliff jump in Wyoming?
...yeah, that was sicktarded!

Did you get out in Hakuba after the epic dump?
....yeah sure did, it was nipple deep and sicktarded, pure sicktarded.

by Phantom Ninja December 18, 2009

dicktarded

the unequivocal response to a statement or action that is severely lacking in any trace of logic, reason, or any sort of intellect. used best in conjunction with awkward pauses when someone you don't like makes an obviously wrong statement and you feel like embarrassing them in front of their peers.

Sean: Do you guys think you can go to war and kill someone?

Danny: I think i could, because i wrestled and paintball.

(silence)

Dylan: That was so dicktarded it disproved natural selection.

by TheButtePirate March 25, 2009

Richarded

Richarded is a man from PAMS who built like Ice Age Baby and,like the name implies,is very retarded.

"Have you seen Richarded?"
"No,I saw J-tarded tho"

by PAMS Fool February 29, 2020

Ricetarded

Ricetarded/Ricetard
adjective

less advanced in mental or physical knowledge about Asian/Chinese culture.

John's ricetarded, he thinks everyone in China know kung fu.

by howwonderfoo October 30, 2013

Rigtarded

When it is obvious that someone is lazy or stupid by their sloppy and careless work.

If Cal wouldn't have done such a rigtarded job on the lawn mower, it would still be working!

by Night Lightning June 9, 2013

riptarded

when the point you are considered to be clinically retarded due to smoking marijuanna.

>> dude whats wrong with you? are you retarded??
<< no, mannnn... im riptarded... just hit the bong for the 100th time...
>> oh, ok.

by justaboutdead April 12, 2005