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Rejerkulate

Jerking off so fast that your penis becomes a vacuum and sucks up the jizz that you just jizzed
Dude, what did you do last night with Noah?

We both rejerkulated on the table behind the Arby's

That's sweet!
by All Hail King Mathyall December 29, 2013
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Rejerk

A cross between a retard and a jerk. Someone who is psychologically incapable of seeing how moronic or insensitive their behaviour really is.
"You have no idea how hurtful and stupid that sounds, you really are a REJERK!"
by Dionysius23 March 20, 2010
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Reterminated

When you get terminated from a company then either

a.) You get work with a new company and your old company acquires the company your working for and terminates you again

b.) You get hired by the same company in a different division and your role is terminated.
Man, was reterminated today with no warning! I think it's beer o'clock...
by TheTerminated June 14, 2013
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Retarked

A slob that watches Netflix all day
William is retarked.
by Penis hair4575 November 23, 2016
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Reterritorize

Reclaiming territory that was once yours but no longer.
Miki, the oldest dog, has reterritorize the area's the younger dog, Stori, had been making.
by Reterritorize March 10, 2017
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retekio

Retekio is some one who will substitute you into something you were doing for a while.
Last night came my retekio and set me free from my duty.
by Heliox18 August 1, 2017
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rejerkulous

Very ridiculous, worse than retarkulous or redonculous
You borrowed my car without asking and then wrecked it? That's rejerkulous
by squid September 26, 2003
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