retardican

High-profile pseudo-celebrities such as Sarah Palin and Rush Limbaugh, who when confronted with fact, respond with name calling and personal attacks, instead of a rebuttal with an equally compelling point of view. More aggressive than the demotard, the retardican uses catch phrases and repetition to instill fear of total collapse under any other leadership or system of values other than their own.

I could tell they were retardicans when they responded to the Presidents request for an "on-air, fully transparent discussion" with , "this could be a trap" instead of embracing this as an opportunity to work together to accomplish a goal.

by ronchee 1 3 February 13, 2010

Retardosaurus Rex

Weight: over 200 lbs (90 kg)

Hight: 6"0' (1,80m) or taller

Its face looks like its ass

Lives in urban Copenhagen, sometimes spotted in Sweden,
Germany and Calgary. In other words, they are spreading across the globe...

Mates with sheep and dogs

Eats anything

Loves to "find" bikes

Mating ritual involves getting drunk and screaming profanities

The sex appeal of the male Retardosaurus is very low, hence it seldomly finds a spouse and is therefor a endangered species

If spotted DO NOT APPROACH IF YOU WEAR SHORT SKIRTS, carries a variety of diseases

Jonny: "Oh maaaan that girl I hooked up with yesterday was so hot!"
Oliver: "Dude, she looked like a sheep!"
Jonny:"Ye so she's hot!"
Miguel:"You could just as well tried a dog man..."
Jonny:"I do love dogs..."
Oliver:"Why does your face look like your ass anyways?"
Jonny:"I can't help that, don't make fun of me :-("
Oliver & Miguel:"Stupid Retardosaurus Rex..."

by Bigger & Fanker March 7, 2009

Retardofaggotus

A humanoid subspecies that is both intellectually feeble and is obsessed with male to male sexual encounters...

After a long study Paras was the first of the new species of Retardofaggotus

by Vortex October 10, 2014

Retardiation

A spontaneous and thus not very sagacious act of vengeance, i.e. prematurely executed and without consideration of the consequences.

Etymology: A neologism contrived by merging the phonetic similar words retarded and retaliation.

1) How Austrian authorities reacted to the Sarajevo assassination in 1914 may well be described as one of the biggest retardiations in the history of mankind.

2) "My teacher caught me writing urban dictionary entries during class and took my thesaurus away, so I hit him in the face."

by schoolsuspended February 23, 2014

RetardEra

Also known as ResetEra. Its a shithole of a “gaming” forum where mentally retarded libfaggots like trannies and bulldykes autistically screech and moan about games, companies and devs that don’t suck off their Cultural Marxist agenda like adding trannies, faggots and wahmen for the sake of muh diversity. And when they’re not demanding that game devs should pander to them (even though they are retarded filthy casuals who don’t play games), then they are pathetically sperging out that some company or some dev hurt their poor shitty feefees. Its a basically if Tumblr was a forum.

RetardEra infester: This game needs to be muh inclusive and diverse so the main character must be a rainbow-haired lardassed nose-pierced trannyfaggot that has nothing to with the game or else I’m going to chimpout and try to doxx the devs waaaaaaah.
Anyone with a brain: Please go do the world a favor and end your worthless life by slitting your cum infested throat, you fucking worthless mongoloid.

by KYSF4gs November 17, 2021

battlecar retardia

A junk car or truck ,that is driven like a tank by its' retarded driver. The driver forces his way into traffic, cuts people off, and does scary moves because he doesn't care if his ride gets into a wreck. Most battlecar drivers have no plates, no drivers license , no insurance ,and no brains. Normal drivers give way because they don't want a wreck.

Where are the cops when a battlecar retardia is loose?

by knowman August 1, 2008

retardle

someone who reuses the same terrible comebacks constantly and is kind of gay anyway.

god, that kid just keeps calling me a douche. what a retardle.

by KINGSANDKEYS July 22, 2010