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retardism

retardism (v.) one who acts retarded all the time.
that person has retardism.

that person has been diagnosed with retardism.
by funnies23 January 9, 2011
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retardass

A being who is mentally retarded who's about to get his ass handed to him
by MentallyRelatable August 14, 2017
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Retardism

A word meaning “to be a retard” you have retardism
Wow I have such retardism rn
by Isayestothis February 8, 2021
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Sudden Onset of Hyper Retardism

An infectious disease which causes the victim to frequently act in an extremely retarded manner, may it be in the form of making whale noises while clapping their hands like a seal, or staring at the ceiling while drooling helplessly and laughing as if possessed.

Symptoms include, but are not limited to:
* Wailing making whale noises
* Suddenly yelling 'Iowa' in an extremely retarded manner
* Laughing helplessly after making a bad joke or thinking about something remotely dark
* Acting autistic in public
* Making weird noises which include, but are not limited to, 'IOWAAAA', 'HUEEEEE', 'KEKKEKKEK' etc.
Person 1: "Hey, did you hear about John?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he was fine at the party until he had a Sudden Onset of Hyper Retardism... poor fellow lost it then and there and passed away making whale noises."

Person 1: "I couldn't stop laughing after reading the word 'special assembly' and imagining a bunch of students standing in lines, staring at the sky with their heads crooked, drooling from their mouths and endlessly laughing."
Person 2: "Yeah, well, you had a Sudden Onset of Hyper Retardism. Relatable."
by specialneedsbear June 8, 2018
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retardamundo

When someone or something is beyond stupid...acting recklessly...not thinking before doing.
Is that guy drinking anti-freeze? How retardamundo!!
by Stephen McDonnell September 30, 2007
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Retardamongus

One who is the most astonishingly stupid among a group of people. Someone who draws attention to themselves by displaying their stupidity in public.
Frank was a real retardamongus last night at the club- apparently he THINKS he can really dance well.
by Celeste W. December 9, 2008
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Retardasaurus Rex

Shit you see that makes you want to fuck up the guy who made it.
It's a Retardasaurus Rex!!!
by Marshallmates June 4, 2018
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