retardnese

when a preson on a forum types in a manner in which it is not understandable to the audience or the reader(s). such typing manners inculde: upper and lower case switching, internet slang/ebonics, "gagsta" typing, replacement of letters with numbers, improper use of gramer, trying to act smart, etc...

A.what did he just type out?
B.im not soo sure, what that is...
C.yup its retardnese.
A.oh i see it now.

by Gina Tran And Patrick Pacificador May 16, 2006

Buenos Retardes

Formal way to greet a mentally challenged person in spanish.

Buenos retardes! Como estas?

by JonkoXL October 14, 2017

retardedest

the most retarded, the highest level of retardness

That blexican is the most retardedest person i've ever met.

by disrespecting foo December 5, 2002

retardedness

the act of being retarded

Haley was showing her retardedness when she fell down the stairs on a cruis.

by Haley Marie P. July 15, 2007

Retardiness

When you forget essential stuff because you are in a hurry. Retarded behavior combined with being late.

I forgot my cell phone in my retardiness.

by Richardhg December 13, 2010

Retardese

To talk or communicate in a very stupid manner, very ignorant or dumb word use jibberish , ideas or wording, communication that is senseless or inappropriate for the moment nonsense , time or place. Usually considered most when a person does it often and it becomes standard or most relevant as a characterization for thier communication style. It includes ideas, word choice and lack of relevance to the topic or people you are talking to . Can be considered as lies due to the lack of information or fact fictionmoreover, being deceitful . Fake and false : as in wrong, dumb and stupid talking dumbshit

Bitch I am not listening or understanding what you are saying because I don't speak retardese

by Falcon H March 2, 2015

Retardedness

The state of being retarded; the process of being an actual retard

My dad left me because of Daniel Lvovsky's retardedness

by The Thiccest Jew June 3, 2018