rectoencephalopathy

The condition of having one's head up one's ass. Usually afflicts ob-gyn residents.

A Proctocephalopalist is the only individual qualified to diagnose rectoencephalopathy.

by cassanddave December 25, 2010

rectile dysfunction

dick dont work right

man 1: "i have erectile dysfunction"
man 2: "that sucks"

by TheTalkingWallThatLikesMemes February 12, 2021

Rectile Cleric

A small troll-like, highly religious creature which resides in one's Rectum. A Rectile Cleric is highly dangerous once provoked and must be handled with uptmost care. Hail the pox!

A rectile cleric a day keeps the anal warts away!

by Saruman of Mondor December 30, 2004

rectaleyeliditis

inflammation of the cord that connects your eyelid to your rectum. Gives you a shity outlook on life.

He/she suffers from a severe case of rectaleyeliditis.

by dixie girl September 6, 2006

rectaleatingcockgremlins

little gremlins that attack your grundel region

ive got a bad case of rectaleatingcockgremlins!!!

by travis bleidt January 26, 2005

rectalectemy

What you get when you take it up the ass, whether male or female.

Dat nigga got a rectalectemy in prison.

Shut yo mouth, bitch, come here and get your rectalectemy.

Yo, be careful, I just gave that scalawag a rectalectemy last week.

by v-mig January 22, 2008

rectopewembedophobia

The non-irrational fear of having a church pew embedded in one's rectum.

Ever since she bruised her tailbone by accidentally sitting down hard on the edge of a church pew, her rectopewembedophobia was difficult to overcome.

by justduckyreally December 22, 2013