by GuywithGUN September 3, 2006
Get the report the loss mug.Stupid piece of shit assignment only invented to waste time and energy all under the guise of being "educational". These torture devices are usually assigned to children on vacations. Sometimes even on summer vacations in which 95% of students don't give a shit to do anyways because it has all the "educational" value as staring at paint drying on a wall for 10 hours and then writing down what you "learned" about it.
Bob: I can't wait for vacation!
Joe: Yeah man. I've been waiting so long to get out of this torture called school. Can't wait to play some Minecraft and ROBLOX togethe-
Teacher: You will be leaving with a Book Report which is due by the end of the vacation. It must have a minimum of ∞ pages. Any less than that will count as a 0.
Joe: I've changed my mind Bob how about we go yahoo off the entire empire state building together?
Bob: Yeah, that's a good idea.
Joe: Yeah man. I've been waiting so long to get out of this torture called school. Can't wait to play some Minecraft and ROBLOX togethe-
Teacher: You will be leaving with a Book Report which is due by the end of the vacation. It must have a minimum of ∞ pages. Any less than that will count as a 0.
Joe: I've changed my mind Bob how about we go yahoo off the entire empire state building together?
Bob: Yeah, that's a good idea.
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the result of George J. Mitchell's 21-month investigation into the use of anabolic steroids and human growth hormone in Major League Baseball (MLB). The 409-page report, released on December 13, 2007, covers the history of the use of illegal performance enhancing substances by players and the effectiveness of the MLB drug testing program. Mitchell provides his recommendations regarding the handling of past illegal drug use and future prevention practices. The report names 89 Major League Baseball players who are alleged to have used steroids or drugs.
roger clemens,barry bonds,miguel tejada, gary sheffield, and andy pettite are some of the major names found in the mitchell report
by lukas gestrine January 6, 2008
Get the mitchell report mug."That was a total Markle weather report last night, they said it was going to be sunny and 80 degrees, but its raining and 60, totally Markled"
by John Tetley January 4, 2022
Get the Markle Weather Report mug.Largely related to Facebook, this individual prefers to report any material (eg pics, movies) it sees as marginally offensive rather than recognizing its intrinsic humor. The result of which is that said material is removed.
Jack: "Dude, my pic has disappeared!"
Jill: "You mean the one of you pissing on a burning lolcat?!?"
Jack: "Yeah"
Jill: "Fucking reportfags!"
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Jack: "Yeah"
Jill: "Fucking reportfags!"
by Chuci March 20, 2009
Get the Reportfag mug.The show that comes on during second period at our school. Usually, the host will make fun of some sort of concept at the school. For the first episode he proved that dance was not a sport. It's a lot like the Colbert Report only the Madison Report is actually funny, look it up on youtube you'll laugh.
by Jessica Miller April 15, 2008
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by Cap'n Billy July 6, 2009
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