retroactive jealousy

Retroactive jealousy is sometimes known as retroactive jealousy OCD, as it’s obsessive overthinking about sexual and/or romantic events, people and encounters from a partner’s past.

Boyfriend: Oh I forgot to tell u, I bumped into Rosie my ex in the mall yesterday
Girlfriend: * passive aggressively* oh, wow nice why did u stop and talk to her wasn't it too awkward ?
Boyfriend: Not at all, she was really sweet

Girlfriend: *thinks about this for the rest of her life* *googles why she’s so jealous of her boyfriends ex* *diagnoses her self with retroactive jealousy*

by Iwishiwasntjealousofmybf’sex’s November 6, 2019

radioactive7

The worst Lucio player to ever live and can kill a chat by simply saying :mike:

Wow! that guy is such a radioactive7 did you see how he killed chat.

by ligmaballs69420 October 29, 2020

radioactive horse piss

Cheap gasoline, typically expiring.

"All she's fuckin got in er is some old radioactive horse piss"

by ayobigboigimmedatyumyumsauce November 2, 2018

Raveioactive

like radioactive..comes from over exposure to raveiation.
An illness that will never be cured.

rave raverraveioactive

by LittleMissNicheHead March 30, 2009

Radioactive Man

A superhero you will find on 'The Simpsons' Bart and Mill house are great fans of Radioactive man. He is somewhat like superman! he wears bright red clothes and a cap

"Is it a plane? is it a bird? no its RADIOACTIVE MAN"
"Bart: where can i get the first ever issue of Radioactive man?"

by Mr T April 12, 2004

retroactive abortion

a legal medical procedure for the taking of ones life regardless of their age.

Joe is such a loser and disliked by so many people that he is the perfect candidate for a retroactive abortion.

by tellitizaman September 10, 2010

radioactive thunder-gunt

a gunt that is so floppy, when it moves from side to side it actually creates a sound that can only be described as thunder. This tunder clap actually creates a radioactive discharge. The only things that can survive this discharge are: cockroaches, twinkies and tom selleck.

i was walking to taco bell and i witnessed a traffic light disintegrate due to a radioactive thunder-gunt that was walking through the crosswalk.

by papa-squirrel-toaster August 7, 2009