Rantry

A boner so full it pulls the skin from your face leaving your face looking gaunt

Every time I watch Miley Cyrus' 'Party in the USA', I get the fullest rantry. I look like a starvation victim from how gaunt my face looks.

Matthew McConaughrantry has a full rantry at all times, which is why his face is so gaunt.

by King of the Rantry November 14, 2016

Vyond-styled Rants

Also known as "GoAnimate-styled Rants", it is a controversial series of rant videos that are made on Vyond (AKA GoAnimate), they also appear outside of the Vyond community. They were invented in 2012 on YouTube and are still in production to this very day.

This rant series has been criticized by many internet users for being generic, repetitive nonsensical, laughable, weak, toxic and overexaggerated?

Person 1: Did you see a new Vyond-styled rant?
Person 2: Yes! Vyond-styled rants suck!
Person 1: Agreed! Those rants are appalling!

by Ryan900USAYT November 9, 2022

Ranty

Ran-Tea

Coined by Marquez Brownlee on 30/09/2012, Ranty describes a state of being in which an individual, most commonly a youtuber, has an uncontrollable need to rant about any and everything.

These spells of uncontrollable ranting can last for periods of time stretching from a few minutes to a number of days depending on the amount of material needed to get off ones chest and also the ability of the individual to express said material in an effective and coherent way.

There are no known long term effects associated with being ranty, but in the short term the individual may appear agitated and irritable and it is not uncommon for unsuspecting individuals to be berated by the ranty persons for seemingly unfounded reasons. But however unfounded the rant may seem, it is usually initiated in response to complete ignorance.

After spending the day berating ignorant iphone 5 users as to the benefits of android, Marquez felt ranty.

by quandite September 30, 2012

ranty panties

(nouwn) A play on granny panties. Figurative garment worn by a person who rants. Works better when attributed to a female, but men can also wear ranty panties.

Ally: Did you hear about Obama and what he just did with his executive powers? Obama is abusing his executive powers and then some! Might as well be King Obama the way he struts his stuff around the White House. Nobody likes his stupid healthcare bill. Nobody likes him. Why hasn't he been impeached yet? I know fruit bats who'd make a better president.

Tristan: Wow... Someone must have put on their ranty panties this morning.

by Auroleus May 1, 2014

Sir Rantsalot

An angry male who is constantly spewing negative tirades and going off on tangents about things that bother him.

They wanted a quiet evening out with friends at the bar, but they got cornered by Sir Rantsalot who started complaining about his boss.

by webtelly September 19, 2013

rantsponge

(noun) A person who will listen while you vent and ramble about your problems at length. One who "soaks up" your rants.

"I make a good rantsponge, if you want to get it off your chest."

by fredrixa August 1, 2008

Fire-rants

The extreme ranting which seems to get ignited by something very minor.

Oh no, I left the seat down and now she is going on one of her fire-rants again.

by harpoon67 May 31, 2007