Ralts is the first evolution of Kirlia and Gardevoir in the popular game known as Pokemon. Pokemon has been around since the Game Boy era (you know which one i mean. It was the crappy grayscale one with worse gwaphics then the Atari Lynx). Anyhow it becomes a Kirlia at level 20 and Garedvoir at level 30. Also despite what many trainers will tell you a Ralts will add flavor to any dish served. However they are very hard to get right as they have to be put in boiling water whilst conscious. But personally i like mine with a few boiled potatoes and a few carrots. YUM!!
Karl: Man this stew is really bland
Narl: Lets add some Ralts!!
Narl: Yeah Man AWESOME!!!
*gets egg out of pocket, cracks egg in his hand to reveal tiny Ralts*
Ralts: Momma!!
*Drops Ralts in boiling water*
Ralts :AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Narl: Should be good in 5
Karl: Wanna play sum call a dooty
Narl: Yeh fo sow
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my realbirthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*