by iCoinedThat1199 December 13, 2009
Get the Ralphie May mug.Verb. Means to: 1. Beat the holy crap out of someone. 2. Channelling aggression.
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Adjective. Means: 1: State of being. To be completely fed up.
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Adjective. Means: 1: State of being. To be completely fed up.
This phrase is inspired from A Christmas Story. Ralphie beats the living piss out of Scut Farkus! Scut Farkus - the bully with the yellow eyes! Instead of mumbling all those cuss words....he should have yelled, "I'm gonna go Ralphie on your ass!"
by Heather Cantrell January 23, 2009
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by SmackHead April 28, 2003
Get the Ralphie mug.A very painful form of arthritis suffered by Ralph Drabble, especially after working in the yard. The condition is so painful that sometimes he can hardly stand up. It is often accompanied by him talking to his body, saying things such as "Come on, left knee!" or "Keep going lower back!" The best known cure is the Drabble Stand, the exercise with which he ends his yard chores.
Ralph: Oh no, not Ralphritis! I'm gonna have to do a Drabble Stand, big time. Come on, left knee! You can do this! Easy, easy now.
LeRoy: What is that? What's with the groaning? Why are you cheering on your body like that? I don't do that.
Ralph: (he massaging his knees because he was kneeling on the ground) Its my Ralphritis. Its this disease I have. Terrible stuff.
LeRoy: I've got almost the same thing. My knees hurt when I run. Or when I've been working out too much. (he bends down and touches his toes) See, I know just what you're talking about. It is terrible.
Ralph: Yeah, we're in the same boat. We both have arthritis. But at least we know how to stretch it off. Its not easy with Ralphritis, though.
LeRoy: How do you do it? I want to know.
Ralph: A Drabble Stand. Here, I'll show you how. (He shows LeRoy how) You ease up out of the kneel. You don't just go all at once. That way you'll get a good stretch. See? Its easy. (both speaking together) Here's to Ralphritis! A yard warrior's best friend!
LeRoy: What is that? What's with the groaning? Why are you cheering on your body like that? I don't do that.
Ralph: (he massaging his knees because he was kneeling on the ground) Its my Ralphritis. Its this disease I have. Terrible stuff.
LeRoy: I've got almost the same thing. My knees hurt when I run. Or when I've been working out too much. (he bends down and touches his toes) See, I know just what you're talking about. It is terrible.
Ralph: Yeah, we're in the same boat. We both have arthritis. But at least we know how to stretch it off. Its not easy with Ralphritis, though.
LeRoy: How do you do it? I want to know.
Ralph: A Drabble Stand. Here, I'll show you how. (He shows LeRoy how) You ease up out of the kneel. You don't just go all at once. That way you'll get a good stretch. See? Its easy. (both speaking together) Here's to Ralphritis! A yard warrior's best friend!
by Dusty's Baby Powder August 17, 2011
Get the Ralphritis mug.Having your girlfriend or wife fuck you in the ass with a dildo while telling you to "take it bitch.". A la Ralphie in the Sopranos.
by TAC April 28, 2003
Get the Ralphie mug.The act of inserting a bar of soap in ones rectum and then squeezing it into your partners mouth. Named after the character Ralphie from "A Christmas Story" a Hot Ralphie is usually done when said partner is talking dirty in bed.
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