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Verb:The socially accepted use of sexual self relief to relax at any hour of the day in the absence of, for example, a cigarette break at work. Usually done in the privacy of a designated public "rubbin' stall".
"I -- I just don't know anymore Ginger, I tell ya, this shit at work's getting to a boiling point. And now it's got me thinkin... like it's -- like it's either me or them. But I don't know... maybe I just need to go for a rub."

"You sluts are prudes, I'm goin for a rub."
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A group of three or more massage therapists. Similar to a herd of cattle, a gaggle of geese or a murder of crows.

*credit: Bob & Tom*
Our team manager hired a rub of massage therapists to work out the stiff muscles of our players.
Rub by seraph83 October 17, 2010
When used in the hyphenated suffix form, x-rub (e.g., couch-rub, truck-rub, toothbrush-rub) denotes a location/activity-specific instance of (predominantly) outer-clothing massaging concentrated in erogenous zones.
Babe, I need some Nappa cabbage and fresh basil for this sausage recipe; let's go to Meijer and have a produce-rub.
rub by Internecine Allan January 1, 2008
A fun, romantic, intense passionate, exxxciting feeling/emotion of deep affection for your partner. "Rub" is a synonym for "love". "Rub" is the more mature version of "wub".
I rub you, so, so much!

Let me rub you all night long.

I rub you more than words.
rub by sexybear January 9, 2013
Short for rubbish - used to describe something of low quality. Common amongst pre-teens in South Wales.
This second-hand sandpaper is rub.
RUB by Rub June 11, 2003
when your dip(smokeless tobacco) has lost flavor you rub your lip to rejuvinate the flavor of the dip there for giving a pinch the nick name rub.
After a long day of school i threw in a rub and played some halo.
rub by Bgtom November 12, 2007