roflosophy

A statement that is meant to sound philosophical and deep, but is in actuality obvious, ignorant, or it just amounts to nothing.

Guy A: You know, if you really think about it, Darth Vader can be seen as a metaphor for technology corrupting the world and turning all of us into soulless machines.

Guy B: How long did it take you to come up with that theory?

Guy A: About 3 hours. I also realized that we all have a Dark Side, and the Force is just love.

Guy B: ROFLosophy!

by Bartleby O'Finnigan October 15, 2009

ROFLOLMAOMG2GTFORLYARLY

The ultimate word of chat. It is a combination of 8 chat words rolled together in a massive orgy of amazing and win.
This word single handedly is capable of pwnting the fuck out of anyone in any given place in any given situation.

So Sarah, what did the rapist look like?
ROFLOLMAOMG2GTFORLYARLY

Did you just give me a cleavland steamer?
ROFLOLMAOMG2GTFORLYARLY

by El Zacko October 7, 2006

roflolxd

The action of rolling on the floor, while laughing out loud so much that your mouth is wide open.
Acronym being:
Rolling On the Floor Laughing Out Loud, X being: eyes closed, and D being: mouth open.

Mom: What are you doing up stairs? It is very loud
Me: I'm roflolxd! I can't stop

by JonahFromVegas December 29, 2016

ROFLOLMAO

Rolling on the floor laughing out loud my ass off

person 1: hay man have u heard that JB is a boy

person 2: ROFLOLMAO

by crissilluminatilord March 18, 2013

rofloflwafflelologramoroflcoptor

something u say to confuse people who use 'lol' too often

#1:haha,sure lol
#2:its not that funny...
#1:oh sry,lol
#2: rofloflwafflelologramoroflcoptor
#1:whoa...wait..wat??lol
#2:go fuck off noob!!

by CharlieeMay April 21, 2010

ROFLOIDS

A RoFloid : tiny little alien like rofls from out of space.. they are black with bright eyes and look like jellyfish.. BUT they fly!
when someone gets roflepwned they come into you and makes you blurt out ROFLOIDS!

haha.. ownage .. fail .. ROFLOIDS!

by Di5h November 10, 2009

ROTFLOLWBTCDICAJTTWADBSIHPWTRHITSBKABAYB

Rolling on the floor laughing out loud while biting the carpet dancing in circles and jumping through the window almost dieing by smashing into HP who's then running horrified into the street beeing killed accidentally by a yellow bulldozer.

ROTFLOLWBTCDICAJTTWADBSIHPWTRHITSBKABAYB your so funny

by james sampson July 21, 2010