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point of no response

the awkward point in a conversation where both participants realize that there is absolutely nothing left to talk about
i ran into my ex today, the conversation was pleasant enough but we very quickly reached the point of no response, and it was time to make up crummy excuses and get the hell out of there
by geek.neo April 25, 2010
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umme response

when a person gives one word responses in texts, chat, facebook, twitter, etc.
Amy: Heyy! Are we going out tonight?
Billy: No.

Amy: Why are you giving me an umme response?
by captain pink nose June 28, 2011
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Thirst Responder

A thirst responder is someone who follows the firefighters in on a scene of a crime or a crisis with a water bottle and they really hate that hes there. Cause he just squirts all the people in the face that are in peril and the firefighters are like we are trying to save this person. The thirst responder is like "They look thirsty to me" and he like squirts them in the face. The firefighters dont know where he came from but its a sad story when you really go back in time. The poor guy watched someone thirst to death in a building that wasnt on fire. After that he thought anyone who was in trouble is probably thirsty so he carries water and Gatorade around with him. The police just cant catch him cause hes wanted for a lot of things like not being the place where hes supposed to be
by Vadoom335 November 1, 2017
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Wikipedia Response

When you respond to a person's status or wall post with a quote from Wikipedia relating to part of the person's post. The more obscure, the better.
(John Blumberg) finds essays on john lock's theories less than interesting

(Ben Jones) Johnathan "John" Locke is a fictional character played by Terry O'Quinn on the ABC television series Lost. In 2007, O'Quinn won the Emmy award for acting in a supporting role for his portrayal of Locke.1

(John Blumberg) you're such a gay

(Ben Jones) The term gay was originally used, until well into the mid-20th century, primarily to refer to feelings of being "carefree", "happy", or "bright and showy"; it had also come to acquire some connotations of "immorality" as early as 1637.1

(John Blumberg) i'm being serious, that's quite annoying

(Ben Jones) "Serious" is the 22nd single by Duran Duran. It was released 1 October 1990 as the second single from the Liberty album.

(John Blumberg) are you just using wikipedia response

(Ben Jones) The Jordan University of Science and Technology (Arabic: جامعة العلوم والتكنولوجيا الأردنية‎), often abbreviated JUST, is a comprehensive, state-supported university located outside of Irbid at Ar Ramtha region, in northern Jordan.

etc.

(Etcetera is a female feline character in Cats, the musical play based primarily on Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats. Primarily a dancer, she is one of the chorus line kittens in the tribe of the Jellicle cats.)
by pigaloo April 12, 2010
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Elena response

Some type of a response that happens only 48-96 hours later. Quite common in Facebook chats. Usually follow a two or three day old conversation that you already forgot about.
Mike: Hey Jack why didn't you reply to my last week txt?
Jack: My bad, sorry Mike seems I Elena responsed you
by Truetrueytrue June 2, 2017
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Thirst Responder

Dudes that start hitting on a girl immediately after she becomes single.
Bryce didn't even wait an hour after jen ended her relationship to ask her out. He's such a thirst responder.
by Yesitwo August 31, 2017
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First Responder

First Responder,
Some guy who is the first guy in line for that free pitcher of beer at the Brewery.
Volunteer Fireman Bob is such a worthless asshole he calls 10 times a week begging for a keg of beer for his fireman's summer party. Why he must have heard somebody got a SSDI disability check and he's the first responder to beg for that money.
by LatNerd May 11, 2011
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