residue wipe

The act of rewiping your ass - usually about 30 minutes after taking your initial shit. This act of rewiping has to occur to relieve your ass from the itching that is so freaking bad and you know that either some shit is still clinging to your ass or shit has mysteriously reappeared. Immediate relief is usually felt afterward

Me- I think I have to do a residue wipe.
Wife- What the he'll is that?
Me- Well , I took a major shit earlier and now my ass (It is usually self explanatory after that)

by nkul August 13, 2014

Residue Baby

A residue baby is an infant born to a mother that used narcotics up until the discovery of her pregnancy. The baby is not a full-blown crack baby, but a residue baby.

What is wrong with that baby? It seems to be slightly twitching abnormally.
It's a residue baby! The mother was high on crack until the day she found out she was pregnant.

by Angel of the Knight February 16, 2023

Residue On The Upper Lip

A moustache.

I see Derek's got residue on the upper lip.

by Steve Franciscus February 27, 2011

residue squeezing

when a company or industry has saturated the market or is unable to expand its market, it creates products or situations that force consumers to buy more products or services. It creates these through lobbying/legislation or device or contract designs. they squeeze additional residual income and profits to get every last drop from you.

Did you upgrade to the latest version of Quicken? No, they've squeezed all the residue from me so I went to an open source product.

How do you replace the battery in your iPad? I can't. In their residue squeezing ways, I have to pay Apple to do it.

Isn't that the third fan you bought this year? Yeah, they keep breaking, and squeezing all my residue.

by AVDO2 May 2, 2011

residue hoe

A member of the female sex who is generally under prepared for the weekend and is forced to rely on the residue of others

Hey , can I please scrape your plate ? NO! You god damn residue hoe

by Syd the skid May 31, 2016

residue whore

1) A scuzzy female who is constantly on the hunt for residue of any number of substances . Generally speaking addictive ones .

2) a mythical creature who roams the back woods of British Columbia in search of residue

3) Rosie o' Donnell

Will someone get this dirty residue whore out of here , she won't stop plate scraping

by Tryan September 21, 2016

residue of losing

When you lose so much or so badly that it begins to spread to those around you.

Tim sucks so bad at picking football winners, he's spreading the residue of losing to the rest of us.

by JJ51 January 25, 2017