ulte-qwn 

(Pronounced "ool-ti quon")

This...goes beyond qwn.

Imagine climbing higher than Everest, higher than high...

It's that feeling you get when you expect to be paid US$16/hr but they offer you US$26/hr...

The feeling you get from wearing out three insatiable sluts and still ready for action...

You then enter the zone: the ulte-qwn.

The ulte-qwn is the Nietzschian equivalent to the Superman. Not a nihilist viewpoint, but more of an etherialist-humanist who acheives greatness through overcoming adversity and suffering.

It's in times when I crush my enemies, have them driven before me and hear the lamentations of their women, when I feel I am ulte-qwn!

ulte-qwn by xanthrant February 1, 2006

qwnage

taking pwnage to a whole new letter.

Did you just see that n00b with a rocket launcher get qwned by a plasma pistol? that's QWNAGE!!

qwnage by special.ed April 7, 2008

qwnd 

Pwnd by a whole nother letter, a step up from pwnd. first seen/made up on a j!nx t-shirt

lol, just qwnd that n00b

qwnd by Brady H. March 4, 2008

qwned 

Superlative of pwned, gaming vernacular. What happens when one utterly humiliates one's opponent to an extent not thought physically possible. For example, at Magic the Gathering, trashing somebody on turn 3 or earlier thanks to utter skill and/or a miseworthy opening hand is an example of qwnage.

Note - Sometimes it is pronounced "Quoned", but I prefer to think of it as "Quooned."

"I utterly qwned that scrub over there playing Sligh. Heh."

qwned by KHD September 13, 2003

Qwnmervbtyxcuizlopkjashgdf 

When you are bored and you type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm. You feel it is too easy to type. So you did Qwnmervbtyxcuizlopkjashgdf.

The legendary boredom unleasher.

Person 1: Yo, are you bored

Person 2: Yea

Person 1: have you tried qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

Person 2: obviously

Person 1: how about qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp

Person 2: Yep

Person 2: ooh I got a great one! Try Qwnmervbtyxcuizlopkjashgdf

Person 1: (gets filled with a legendary feeling)

Qwnmervbtyxcuizlopkjashgdf by Qwerty keyboard bordom December 3, 2019

Qwnage

A take on pwnage, to Qwn means to undertake a task to a massively substandard level. This is usually applied in gaming circles, however Qwnage can also be used in any situation where you have just been pwned, yet for some strange reason still believe that you are uber.

Like Oh My God dude i just got 5/57 on BF!! I displayed teh uber Qwnage

Qwnage by A Gamer July 31, 2008

Qwned 

From the word pwned, that is from the word owned.

Qwned is when you dominate something, someone, usually used in computer games.

I just qwned this n00b. (I just dominated this newbie)

Qwned by JayZor December 29, 2006