Epidemiological Quotient [Epi Quo]

I have coined this term and it can be measured "to assess the knowledge of the doctors about the medicine and health in the social context".

Epidemiological Quotient Epi Quo can be explained like If a doctor has good knowledge about the treatment of a illness but if he/she doesnt know that what is the problem statement of that disease in the society it can be said that He/She has low Epidemiological Quotient Epi Quo. A good doctor knows the treatment and social pathology of that disease also(In other words, good in Epidemiology). eg. If doctor knows the treatment of diabetes but he doesnt know what all factors like Genetics, age, sex, socio economic status affect the chances of one getting Diabetes or what is the prevalence of it in his society then that doctor can be called that he has low epi quo. Knowing all this means Higher Epidemiological Quotient.

by Dr Chandrakant Lahariya October 30, 2005

nerd quotient

1. Refers to the level or degree of one's nerdiness.
2. If used in conversation, one's nerd quotient automatically skyrockets.

1. An exponential increase in your nerd quotient has occurred!
2. M!lk is uppin' her nerd quotient by posting this on Urban Dictionary.
3. Bob: "I stand undefeated at DDR! Wow, I'm really upping my nerd quotient, huh?"
Adam: "You're even nerdier for using that phrase, man."

by M!LK April 18, 2008

Gondola Quotient

a special formula that will determine your gaming proness level. it is very complex and can only be calculated by a computer but it involves ratio of wins to losses, number of hours a day playing, and number of hot gamer chicks you pick up. a pr0 has a higher score.

the gondola quotient is a rating from 1 and up
to have a gondola quotient over 9000 is to be god

person: yo that pro has a Gondola Quotient of 8999. hes almost god.
person 2: ya, I hear he play 25 hours a day

by smexy_lolrus December 17, 2009

bullshit quotient

The amount of bullshit you are willing to put up with at a particular compensation.

That job sucks, but it pays well. It meets my bullshit quotient.

by Cqah February 1, 2017

Quotient bot

Quotient bot is a discord bot that helps Esport servers to manage and organize scrims, tournaments of different mobile/PC games.

Quotient bot is the best eSports Managing Discord bot!

by madhav_703 March 24, 2022

Hug Quotient

The likelihood as measured by probability theory that you will experience a hug within a certain amount of time. Even when there are hug-restrictions imposed by external entities- whether they be societal, institutional or ethical- the shared, in-vivo space will, regardless, invoke the possibility of a hug, thus increasing the Hug Quotient. In the event that a hug cannot be delivered as only determined by a null hypothesis and there's not even a random friggin way to get a hug, the remote suggestion of a hug will continue to stimulate the memory of physical contact, reminding the body of its ability to induce a warm feeling of comfort and connection.

Curly: I just got a new on-line therapist
Mo: yeah, but those quacks have no Hug Quotient

Curly: Therapists aren't allowed to hug, idiot

Mo: idiot, you're the one with the therapist

Larry: You guys should try Ketamine

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it December 29, 2018

Cuntelligence Quotient (CQ)

A total score derived from a set of standardized tests or subtests designed to assess human cuntelligence

Cuntisha has a Cuntelligence Quotient (CQ) of 222
That truly is off the charts

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020