Quonk

The small pieces of weed that one finds possibly down the back of the couch, or scattered around the carpet at a pertinant rolling spot that keep an avid potsmoker going until the next avaliable oppertunity to score some serious buda.
angelo - "oh my frickin god man theres nee weed left in the tin, what the f*ck"???

hannelore - dont worry mate ill ratch the quonk from around the table that will keep us goin until lance gets home with the henry.

angelo - fricken awesome.
by bobbydazzler raz raz metazzler September 30, 2011
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Quonked

The state of being so high out of your mind that you begin to think and act like a duck or a goose.
“Bro I’m so quonked right now, quoonk.”
by Quonked March 24, 2023
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ridonk-a-quonk

a more fun way to say something is absolutely ridiculous/crazy/outrageous!
“that was ridonk-a-quonk”
by dragons_under_the_bridge June 24, 2025
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