A cancer of the vagina that causes uncontrollable queefage. This has no cure, and causes many women to become sterile or never have boyfriends. Their queefs are generally more potent than others, and fire out queef nuggets like a MP-40. The only way for temporary relief comes with the Queef-B-Gone cream.
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The secret love-child of Queen Elizabeth II and the famous drag queen Trixie Mattel, she was the first person to ever queef right after being born, hence her name Queefina. She is the secret founder of floptok and was born on April 20th, 1969. When she was 1 day old she was put up for adoption and was sent to Intercourse, Pennslyvania to live with a furry suit maker for a mother and a porn director for a father. She is now a furry porn director and still lives in Intercourse to this day.
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2. A fart that is released through great displeasure and rectal contractions in the anal canal that can sometimes lead to internal bleeding
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