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quarting

A woman farting and queefing at the same time.
I just paid this girl to start quarting for me last night
by CNO January 11, 2015
mugGet the quartingmug.

quart

noun: a puff of air originating from the rectum but released from the vagina, i.e. a fart redirected to the vagina.

verb: to produce or emit a quart.

NOTE: this occurs when a woman has a recto-vaginal fistula, i.e., a small tear in the lining between the rectum and the vaginal canal. Unlike a normal queef, a quart smells like a fart because the air comprising it originated from the digestive system.
Helen held her asscheeks shut tightly, trying not to fart, but because of her fistula, she couldn't help but let a huge quart insted.
by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005
mugGet the quartmug.

a quart

"I'm gonna drink a quart tonight!"
by captainsully October 22, 2017
mugGet the a quartmug.

quart

Noun. To go for a quart in Cork, Ireland means to go to a bar for two pints.
Do you want to go out tonight?

Yes I do but I have work early so I'll just go for a quart.
by KGGS2 August 6, 2011
mugGet the quartmug.

quarted

when a girl farts and queefs at the same time
Tim was fucking his girlfriend and she quarted
by cliwwa April 26, 2009
mugGet the quartedmug.

quart low

The act of sticking ones thumb in the ass of another as they bend over and yelling quart low. Little kids love to do this to parents in stores to embarress them.
Lil Johnny while in Wal-Mart catches his mother bent over and jabs his thumb in her ass yelling quart low as he does.
by spunkie124 April 10, 2009
mugGet the quart lowmug.

half-quart

A 3.5 gram deal of cannibus.
It is Half of a Quarter of an Ounce.
Also known as an 1/8 Ounce.
Do you sell half-quarts?
by Diego September 29, 2003
mugGet the half-quartmug.

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