Quafft

The act of farting and quiffing at the same time.

I hate it when my girlfriend quaffts is bloody stinks...

by IdiotProofDude January 23, 2015

Quaffy

A person with high fascinations and ambitions but lackluster skill in the work or activity they participate in. The person has a high tendency of lying, either exaggerating the value of their work or the effort put into it.

"John says he created that art, but he barely knows how to draw a straight line"
"Ugh.. I know. He's such a Quaffy"

by TheBigBadBobby June 28, 2023

quaffing

Its like drinking, but you spill more.

With 3 pints to go and only 2 minutes before they would be thrown out of the pub (bar), quaffing was a given.

They quaffed their ale with gusto!

by FanBoy Alex September 14, 2005

Quarf

A very rancid queef. Usually extremely audible (exceeding 100 decibals) and can cause loss of hearing, nerve damage, and soiled undies.

Yo james moore, that girl alison rogers just quarfed all over the place. I can't feel the left side of my body. Call a fucking ambulance.

by Evelyn Fasano August 18, 2009

Quarf

(N) A very loud and deep sounding queef.

Originated in 2006 when a female practiced to take in air through her vagina hole and push it out in a roaring manor.

After she let out a petite queef and I bursted into laughter; She showed me how loud she could quarf.

by I.A.MM. September 11, 2013

Quaffling

The process of angrily masturbating. Also known as the "solo anger bang." Usually done after an unsuccessful trip to the clubs while your roommate is banging someone.

guy 1: Dude you haven't danced with anyone tonight!
guy 2 (angrily): Yea I know! I guess I'll just end up quaffling tonight.

by NotGriffin March 2, 2010

Quarfed

When a girl queef's and fart's in the past tense.

After she quarfed 2 minutes ago, I distinctly smelt vagasil and a carne asada burrito.

by Tobe Pierce August 4, 2008