Quarantainment

The things you do to entertain yourself after being cooped up too long

Hey guys check out my pig series chalk art I just did for quarantainment.
Or
I just watched the entire series of Tiger King. It was great quarantainment.

by Diesal07 April 4, 2020

Quaranteed

A portmanteau of "guaranteed" and "quarantined": Mathematically assured to obtain the worst possible outcome which, in a given situation, is synonymous with the best possible outcome.

"I won't stop worrying until the Sabres are quaranteed at least the 2nd overall pick." -Steve Lexer

by RroseSelavy March 29, 2015

Quarancardio

The exercise you get when going to and from the refrigerator during a pandemic.

My wife asked me to do yoga with her to get some exercise instead of laying on the couch all day. I told her I get my Quarancardio every time I go for another beer.

by Captain Stroker May 1, 2020

Quarantan

Tanning at your residence or backyard, while being quarantined by the COVID19 pandemic.

- Damn, can't go out, can't go no where
- I am gonna just lay back and work on my Quarantan. Get those lines working

by Mixsey March 22, 2020

Quarantorny

Quarantine-horny: the abnormally powerful feeling of loneliness during the coronavirus pandemic. The desperation for intimacy after having not seen your friends in the flesh for several months.

“The group chat had another hour-long cry about how much they wanted to hold hands with someone.”
“That’s the 5th night in a row. I swear, everyone I know is getting Quarantorny.”

by 🏤 August 27, 2020

Quarantindi

A cocktail made and consumed during quarantine over Zoom , typically on the birthday of someone named Indi/India

Ingredients:

1) Liquid with the highest alcohol content you can find in the cupboard with the exception of anti bac and bleach

2) An acceptable mixer such as tuna brine or baked bean juice

Method:
Shake and stir

I can’t figure out if it was the Quarantindis that got me so twatted or the fact I started drinking at breakfast.

by schmuffin April 21, 2020

Quarantrain

Improvising you’re typical gym workout utilizing common household items

I’m creating a way to quarantrain using soup cans and gallons of water as weights.

by Bettycat March 25, 2020