Quakenado

When an earthquake and a tornado strike at the same time in the same area.

On November 7th, 2011, a county in Oklahoma was under a tornado warning. While a tornado was on the ground, an earthquake that was centered in Prague, OK struck, and was felt throughout the state. Thus was born the Quakenado.

by puck.alive December 27, 2011

Quacking farts

Quacking farts are flatulence which sounds like a duck.

Dr. F. wondered if the student had a duck up his ass due to the quacking farts he heard.

by I, Wreckerrr October 9, 2016

quainticity

The amount at which something is quaint. The level of how quaint something is.

The quainticity of that resturant was very high.

by Adam Hobbs May 21, 2008

Earth Quaking

A variation of “soaking”. An unmarried Mormon couple go to the top bunk on a set of bunk beds. The Mormon guy puts his penis in the Mormon girl, but holds still because if he thrusted that would be having sex, which is a sin. A third person then gets on the bottom bunk and kicks the top bunk so the couple can experience movement, but they will be in the clear because it’s not them doing the movement.

Peter and Molly tried soaking but found it rather boring, so they asked their friend Jack to help them with Earth Quaking.

by TeaAndCum July 3, 2021

quaint

1. (adj) attractive because of being unusual and especially old-fashioned

2. (adj) Quaint can also be used to show that you do not approve of something, especially an opinion, belief or way of behaving, because it is strange or old-fashioned

1. a quaint old cottage

2. "What a quaint idea!" she said, laughing at him.

by Hesham Baidas January 23, 2014

Quainocerous

An exceptionally large and typically blonde creature that has a particular passion for the 'rear-splay'. Of 2 varieties, the better known is the 'lesser spotted Quainocerous'; this creature is known for being aggressive, high maintenance and possessing skills in magic, this includes several sightings of the 'sea-gul'. This includes turning a clasped handful of air into a handful of warm, sticky white substance and throwing it all over itself.

Rich - "Shit Batman, is that a lesser spotted Quainocerous?"

Batman - "Yikes! It must be.... Wait! Is that Jack?!"

Rich - "Be-Jesus! It is. Typical him, going for the 'rear-splay' in full public view."

Batman - "Yucky! The Quainocerous has just 'sea-gulled' again. Dutty biatch."

by inevitablysplaying January 10, 2012

Qualintivity

A mixture of both quality and quantity.

Dude, that CorporateDrives.com website is all about qualintivity. Such quality products in bulk!

by Corporate Drives February 18, 2009