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pissgasm 

when you hold your piss for a really long time, such as a car ride, and when you finally do piss its almost better than sex.
man that was a long car ride i had to piss so bad i had a pissgasm

Pussysmoking

The art of smoking cigarettes, pipes, or cigars with the vagina. When smoking cigarettes vaginally it is best to use a long cigarette holder, otherwise they get wet and end up as a crumpled, soggy mess. Cigars, especially large rigid ones, are better as it is easy to insert them and to make an airtight seal for effective inhalation. Pipes look a bit comical, especially the swan-neck variety. It is vital to make arrangements in advance for the collection of ash, otherwise there can be nasty burns.
She bit off the end of a large Cuban cigar, lit it, and inhaled. Next she opened her thighs, and parting her glistening pussylips, inserted the end of the cigar into her pussy. She contracted her pussy muscles and the end glowed red as she drew the smoke up deep inside her. She paused and then, with immaculate control, allowed the smoke to escape from between her pretty pussylips. Once or twice, when pussysmoking, she managed a smoke ring, so excellent was her control.
Pussysmoking by O'Flagherty May 5, 2008

pissgasm 

When you're busting for a piss, and finally get to let it go, a pissgasm is the spine-tingling wash of relief that makes you go "Oooaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!"
Mate, when I finally got to break the seal at the pub last night, I had a real pissgasm!
pissgasm by Mystikan September 9, 2007

Pissgasm 

The feeling of peeing after holding it in for a long time.
Oh man, when we got home after that long drive I had a pissgasm.
Pissgasm by gruffor November 14, 2010

Pussyism 

A disease that makes you a wimp or "pussy" that results in people making fun of you.
Bill won't show up to the fight because he has pussyism.
Pussyism by AndrewJoseph January 14, 2010

pissgasm 

The intense feeling of bliss while urinating after holding it in for an extended period of time.
I had a pissgasm while relieving myself after having been in the car for three hours straight.
pissgasm by AnonymXY May 24, 2009