Man-purring

Man-purring man purr AKA snoring; After going on a sports camp with several dad helpers there was one dad who snored constantly throughout the night. After several hours of sleepless annoyance, the rhythm of the snoring became deliriously comforting and relaxing, vaguely like a fat cat purring when it is content. Some of the coaches (and dads) complained the next morning of the constant snoring, but the 'man-purrer' awoke refreshed and oblivious to the issues he created. Snoring is a derogatory term for a natural and innocent act, blamed mostly on men. The dads all later agreed that we only snore because we are exhausted and contented - thus the term 'Man-purring' was coined. Man-purring is a far more politically correct name for an outdated, derogatory and argument-causing term known annoyingly as 'snoring'. 'Man-purring' displays to our partners a more innocent and sincere meaning for a common and natural phenomenon - "Men - do we snore? No, we 'man-purr.'"

Wife "I hope you slept well last night, you kept me awake with your continual snoring",
Husband "Darling, I'm so sorry, it wasn't deliberate - I didn't mean to snore, it was only man-purring. When I'm sleepy and laying next to you, you make me feel so relaxed and happy with life so I 'man-purr' ...I love you so much!

by Brett Witherby January 15, 2017

pussy purring

when someone says something that’s a turn on, it’s like an erection for women

my pussy purring after he said that

by pistolpurrs March 13, 2023

Happiness is a purring kitty.

A paraphrase of a Charles Schulz quote. One his Peanuts was hugging Snoopy and the dialogue bubble above them said, "Happiness is a warm puppy." The paraphrase refers to the soothing feeling and pure joy one receives when he listens to his cat's purr, knowing that the cat is happy and his experiencing the bond between cat and owner.

I hugged my cat and thought, "Ah, happiness is a purring kitty."

by kwebb1265 May 2, 2011

Bird purring

Bird purring is a sound made by humans and is rarely heard in the wild. The technique one must master to create this sound is known only by a few, but the legends say it's similar to the sharp Norwegian R. Bird purring is used for many things, such as avoiding silence, asserting dominance, letting your presence be known and show emotions like happiness and confusion.

Yesterday I showed my friends one of my projects, their positive responses made me bird purr in happiness

Friend: Wow! You did really good!
Me: *Bird purring*

by The birds are coming May 15, 2020

Morning purring

Morning purring is the female equivalent to morning wood. Created by Valcokr.

I just woke up with morning purring.

by Valcokr July 27, 2025

Jesse Perring

The equivalent of Chuck Norris to the e-world of League of Legends

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The Saga of Jesse Perring

- When Jesse Perring enters a game, the Baron ragequits.
- Items in the shop pay Jesse Perring to be used.
- Jesse Perring's ELO is longer than pi.
- When Jesse Perring gets in range, turrets target themselves.
- When Jesse Perring uses Karthus's ultimate, several people in Asia die.
- When Blitzcrank uses Rocket Grab, he is pulled to Jesse Perring.
- Jesse Perring plays League of Legends with the monitor off.
- Guardian Angel armor is really Cloth Armor that Jesse Perring has touched.
- Jesse Perring uses Ashe's Frost Arrow to hit opponents in next week's game.
- Jesse Perring has gotten a dodecakill in a one-on-one game.

- Jesse Perring has kissed Skribbles on the mouth...with tongue...really...

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1. Can i join Jesseperringfanclub right now?

2. Sign my mousepad jesse perring!

3. I would shit myself if i saw jesse perring.

4. HOLY SHIT, IT'S JESSE PERRING!!! *explosive diarrhea*

by Jesseperringfanclub December 2, 2010

pursing

Training the vagina to store personal items, such as keys and ipods, on a 24/7 basis.

I saw a girl who purses at the store pull her keys out of her vagina.

bio-pursing

by Unsanesarah May 27, 2009