Punish the Porcelain

To take a nasty dump.

Man, I've really got to go punish the porcelain!

by Mike December 15, 2003

penius

penis + genius
1. Extraordinary male sexual prowess.
2. A male who exhibits such prowess.

"John Holmes and Casanova were men of penius."

"Hillary was overheard uttering that Bill, although a great politician, was nothing more than a penius wannabe."

by CorradoGong June 24, 2009

Punisher

A person that seeks out band members at a show for the specific goal of asking them details about all the minutiae of recording, playing, writing and/or tells the band member all the details of their own recording, playing or writing.

Keep the back stage door locked, there's a lotta punishers out there tonight.

by delmuerte May 19, 2019

cruel and unusual punishment

see school

school is a cruel and unusual punishment

by MyBigFatBoobs May 26, 2020

punisher

Someone who talks excessively about subject matter that no one has any interest in, or has talked about it to the point where no one cares any more.

anyone who talks about magic the gathering a.k.a a punisher

by anti punisher November 11, 2010

punish the boys

Slapping your balls - typically during masturbation

I like to use my off hand to punish the boys while I masturbate.

by DevilsOven April 2, 2022

the punisher

the badest mother fucker ever. recently made into a movie, which kicked so much ass.

Joe,Bob,Mike,Lindsey, and Ben saw the punisher; the exploding cars scene made mike go into convulsions because it was so badass.

by Joe April 27, 2004