pseudodendronecropaedophilia

Noun - pretending to have sex with dead underage trees. Basically an imaginary form of dendronecropaedophilia, which is a form of necrophilia for those sexually obsessed with young trees...

Cannibalism is no longer a significant problem in the navy. We must now move to stamp out pseudodendronecropaedophilia...

by Psycholist August 11, 2008

pseudolebrity

the fleeting notoriety one gains after participating in a reality television show

Because he refuses to gracefully give up his 15 minutes of fame, ______ is now a pseudocelebrity

by H. Von Der Veen September 1, 2005

pseudokudos

An insincere congratulations offered out of social obligation to someone who has made a terribly unwise, life-altering decision. Pseudokudos usually implies keeping judgement to oneself while feigning sincerity and pretending that a wonderful thing has occurred.

A combination of 'pseudo' and 'kudos.'

"He knocked up the girl he was about to break up with. Rather than telling him what an idiot he was, I kept my opinion to myself and gave him pseudokudos on the new baby."

by freston November 3, 2012

pseudocide

To fake one's death; to make others believe one has commited suicide

When John commited pseudocide, he watched the reports on his own death the next day.

by Tyler McBride October 23, 2007

pseudobeard

The beard of a young man, generally in his teens. Consists of sporadic hair growth and moderate-to-low fullness. Also seen on terrorists, hipsters and people of generally low character. If seen on a grown man, could be an indicator of more insidious things. Avoid if possible.

Beef Boy's pseudobeard isn't hiding anything!

by KosherKid March 13, 2008

PseudoFly

A Teeworlds flying technique that is like speedfly but you have more control...
(pronunciation: pussy-do fly)

PseudoFly is a technique where you and the driver have to avoid colliding

omg its PlantKnight! THE MASTER OF PUSSY'S! THE CHAD OF ALL PUSSIES.. LEGEND SAY HE IS THE BEST WHEN IT COMES TO PUSSY(do) TECHNIQUES!

PsuedoFly players:
"BEING CALLED A PSEUEDO FLYER IS SHIT THEY SHOULD CALL ME THE PUSSY MASTER INSTEAD"

by pussydomaster69 March 3, 2022

pseudoexoneration

A term indicating a false and mistakenly applied vindication of wrongdoing.

Stay tuned to the Trumpshow as this pseudoexoneration is hollow and the Trumpsters’ victory dance, premature.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 25, 2019