Prozac Zombie

(n.) 1. One who has been prescribed significant levels of the anti-depressant Prozac for a prolonged period of time, and thus lives a monotonous and falsely pleasing lifestyle, 2. the living dead, who consume nothing but Prozac

A- Prozac is a wonderful drug.
B- Why are you talking like a robot?
A- Because life is pleasant.
B- You are a fucking Prozac Zombie.

by J-Gill August 4, 2010

prozac

A drug used for the treatment of depression, anxiety and obsessive-compulsive disorder. Due to a few isolated incidences of suicide, it is sometimes considered the most harmful drug on the planet, mostly by people who have none of the mentioned disorders and are under the delusion that sufferers can change their brain chemistry just by thinking it.

If Prozac helps a severely depressed person function, who are you to judge?

by Allison1690 September 16, 2006

Prozac

A creator of MELmarmont and a rapper from Louisiana

Prozac will be top 5 one day.

by DoeboyV February 13, 2022

Human Prozac

A person who is kept in contact with for the express purpose of making yourself feel better when you are sad, depressed, angry, etc.

That girl is just human prozac. He only texts her so she will make him laugh.

by Amphritritis November 23, 2016

prosaic

A adjective that sounds like a complement(ex. "poetic," "prose"), but, in actuality, is derogatory, meaning dry, verbose, boring, long, slow, or drawn-out. As such, it is a wonderful way to insult someone to their face; even if they do know what it means, they will often excuse you for it, thinking that you thought it meant something good.

Person: Hey, what do you think of my Harry Potter Sexual Fanfic?

Me: *Washing eyes out* It's very, um, prosaic!

Person: Oh, why thank you! I'll go submit this to a publisher!

Me: *Snickers evilly.*

by x3y October 18, 2019

Cut the Prozac in half

When someone says this it means that you're wound up (too manic or not playing with a full deck) and a smaller dose is required, so you act normal & level.

Shane: Hey dude, what are you doing this weekend?
Jimmy: Yeah brother, I play to invite a lot of strippers over, bring in the alcohol by the keg, & get really stoked and have a wild party.
Shane: Damn man, maybe you need to cut the Prozac in half.

by Verrückte Hunde September 30, 2015

prozac

a SSRI. (selective-seritonin re-uptake inhibitor) anti-depressant taken for depression and sometimes anxiety related illnesses.. works by leveling out the seritonin levels in the brain, restoring natural brain chemistry which is low in cases of depression and other mental illnesses

take 50mg of prozac per day

by Emmett October 9, 2003