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Providian

Predatory lender Providian Financial Corporation originally located in San Francisco, recently bought by WAMU aka Washington Mutual.
According to the documentary, Maxed Out, Providian was fined $400 Million by the government for cheating their customers with undeserved 'late' and 'overlimit' fees.
by WebGuy August 8, 2007
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Providitis

An epidemic that leads organizations to use the most boring verb in the English language – provide.
That nonprofit's website has a serious case of Providitis - all of their goals are to "provide XYZ."

Nonprofits always have the same narrative:"We exist. Give us money so we can PROVIDE things"
by pubpol555 November 9, 2017
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provido

if your friends call you provido, you have vip entrence to small wiener club. every girl hates a provido, most girls just run away
damn that guy is so provido, just look at him. Im glad i aint no provido
by 69mommmmmm May 11, 2022
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poopidiot

an idiot who eats extreme amounts of shit. usually a really big dumbass.
man, george bush is a major poopidiot. and a hick
by han$ August 17, 2007
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Provision

The contents of a dish, usually pertaining to various vegetables in the dish such as fig, etc. A term used in various parts of the Caribbean particularly Trinidad and Tobago.
Tantie, whey all de provision an dumplin an ting, oh gosh!
by Keenan Daniel Dumoy December 22, 2008
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provisioning

1. An umbrella term used in many Telecom companies that covers the process of adding a new service or expanding an existing service.

2. A catchy term that clueless sales guys use to refer to the deployment of complicated services when talking with their even-more-clueless customers. Engineers sometimes use this term will sales guys and customers as well, to avoid the confusion caused by explaining the technical nature of their work.
Example 1

You: "I ordered this internet circuit three months ago; where the hell is it?"
Internet Service Provider: "Oh, it appears there was an error in the provisioning process and that circuit was dropped to Alabama instead of New York.
You: "FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU..."

Example 2

Customer: "When is our internets and servers and things going to be up and running?
Sales douche: "Well sir, our engineers are almost done provisioning these items for you. Isn't that right, engineer?"
Engineer: "FML... Yes, I will be 'provisioning' your entire IT infrastructure by the end of the week, like our sales guy promised on my behalf."
Customer: "That word sounded fancy and not too technical! I feel better now."
by d3athp3nguin July 11, 2011
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profidity

pro•fid•i•ty

\prõ-'fi-də-tē\
Adjective
Definition: profound stupidity
I practice profidity when searching for love.
by Aphrodite81 January 13, 2015
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