ProgMo

A term used primarily on Twitter to refer to progressive members of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons). ProgMos believe the church should change its stances on issues like gay marriage and abortion to reflect modern views. ProgMos are typically socially liberal and often openly critical of church leadership.

ProgMos think the LDS church will someday allow gay temple weddings.

He doesn't like President Oaks so he is definitely a ProgMo.

by MollyMo October 10, 2019

Fall Back Program

The show that you watch while your main show is at a commercial. It is usually not as good as your main show.

Dude I was watching Family Guy last night and there was a 12 minute commercial. Good thing I had Spongebob as my Fall Back Program

by The Tree7635 May 5, 2009

Proglodyte

A confused and suspicious urban being that believes the only way to compensate for their lack of common sense is to exert an unreasonable amount of control over their fellow citizens.

See also, Politics, Progressive, George Orwell and Joseph Stalin.

Martina was shocked to find out that there was a church in her neighborhood, so she telephoned her network of Proglodytes and they all agreed to burn it down so the church members wouldn't promote hate mongering.

by Sterling Headset March 30, 2013

proging

To look through a person's things without their knowledge or permission

Dammit! I've told Tommy to stop proging through my stuff!

by JoeKing07 October 23, 2008

Progastinator

Someone who waits until the last possible minute to fill up on fuel for their vehicle. Often long after the low-fuel warning light comes on.

Greg is such a progastinator. Every time I'm in his car, his gas light is on.

by Glergsen February 26, 2015

orgasm donation program

When someone is willing to provide another person sexual pleasure with absolutely zero expectation of receiving anything what-so-ever in return.

Her: "I owe you one, anything, you name it"

Him: "How about a no strings attached blowjob?"

Her: "Sorry I don't support the orgasm donation program, I only give as well as I receive."

by Mama fucker August 13, 2012

progmitious

a strong hatred towards june.

person one: why do you hate june so much?
person two: i’m just very progmitious.

by janna gavarrow June 21, 2022