Progery

When someone tries to be quirky and turns off autocapitalization in their phone so their texts don’t have any, or don’t start with, capital letters.

He commuted progery so he was kicked out of the group chat for ten minutes

by Leth4ever November 17, 2020

Proggersably

Drippy name suggesting that something poggers may happen soon

I think something proggersably will happen

by LIGHTUPSKETCHERS69 June 20, 2021

Proner

1. Noun: When one (normally a male) finds himself aroused after watching something done very professionally.

2. Noun: When one (normally a male) finds himself becoming erect, typically due to sexual arousal.

After watching Meeker run a 4:40 Mile I noticed I had a proner.

After a long night of spooning Jake woke up to a proner in his back.

by Drew, Andrew, MVHS XC Team October 19, 2009

ponger's elbow

The equivalent of tennis elbow, yet from the high intensity game known as beer pong. Victims show signs of swelling in the elbow region, as well as an aching sensation one gets while shooting. While cures are still being researched to fix the problem, players are instructed to play through the pain and continue to enjoy the great game of pong.

Playing beer pong for 5 straight nights will usually result in Ponger's Elbow

by I Love Beer Pong October 26, 2008

Progeria

a rare fatal, genetic condition of childhood with striking features resembling premature aging.
see:"nature's cruelest joke"

She had Progeria; it sucked til she died from it.

by thejesusgod October 18, 2004

Prangers

Pregnancy Bangers - The divine natural occurrence when a females breasts swell to epic proportions whilst pregnant.

Lewis was perusing the Daily Mail website when he was stunned by a Kardashian's gargantuan prangers!

by Prangster January 7, 2014

Twin pronged attack

Whan a female is double penetrated by two males.

I'm really sore today, Jenny, I suffered a twin pronged attack last night.

by Hark Marper February 4, 2009