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three finger proctological exam

Anything or anyone that's a HUGE pain in the ass.

To suck and blow simultaneously.
This weekend my boss is making redo this month's TPS report. What a huge three finger protological exam that's going to be!

Having Jerry around is like having a constant three finger proctological exam!
by Tenacious Faulker April 14, 2009
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prof. Ege

A chad often dropping statements like „hello, can you hear me?“ or „are you finished?“. With his Tesla and his common, just-mentioned phrases, he’s extremely successful when it comes to women. He also has insane drip, a fire accent and an insane style. In his free time he likes to Lay-out databases using his favourite program called access, which is another trait that makes him really special, as he’s the only person able to actually have fun using access. From time to time he also draws random gibberish using his second most-liked program called „dia“.
Have you seen that prof. Ege over there? He’s fire!
by Ege lover123 May 20, 2021
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Peace Out Proctor

Peace Out Proctor ( or P.O.P.) refers to when one of your bros leaves a hang out or party without saying good bye. Usually accompanied by leaving with their girlfriend. And when commonly asked about it later they normally give a lame excuse as to why they pulled a Peace Out Proctor (P.O.P.)
We were all broing out at Joe's house and Alex totally pulled a Peace Out Proctor.
by BirdArms July 6, 2010
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doctor proctor

Hey old timer, did doctor proctor check out your prostate with his boney finger?
by Eddy October 13, 2006
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proctophile

A person who can’t get enough information or sensations relating to the anus or lower colon.
He’s an insatiable proctophile and I must say, sometimes it gets a little old.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 22, 2019
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DK-Prof

Danish member of ar15.com who was made famous by the following post:

When I was in the army, one of the farm boys told us the "secret" to having sex with a goose (or large duck). He said that you had to shove its head into a drawer of a dresser while you were doing the nasty.

One benefit was that the animal would be more docile with it's head shoved into a sock drawer, but apparently the real benefit was that he said when you were about to climax, you'd kick the drawer shut with your foot, because the goose would start to spasm uncontrollably when it died, and that was apparently awesome.

That bizarre story/advice was put in my head almost 20 years ago, and has lived in my brain every since - and now it's in YOUR brain.

Sure it's disturbing and gross, but this thread is so weird and freaky anyway, I don't think we can get much lower.
"My geese just went missing"
"DK-Prof probably took them to the furniture store to have his way with them"
by Billy Grimm January 12, 2008
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Poofters Love Call

When a male passes wind to attract the same sex.
*man farts*
Gino: "can you smell that?"
Guido: "Yeah, it smells like a poofters love call"
by crcdj March 29, 2011
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