procrasterbation 

waiting too long too masturbate. Also see "blue balls"

tom procrasterbated and recieved blueballs.

procrasterbation by Dave March 22, 2005

procrasterbation 

I just invented this word...lay it on me. I don't know what it means, throw some defs out there.

"Don't procrasterbate too much, I hear you go blind."

procrasterbation by Miklos Patrichnikov March 22, 2004

Procrasterbation 

The act of putting something off long enough that it litterally only screws yourself.

Stop procrasterbating

Are you really gonna procraterbate?

What's with all this procrasterbation

I'm procrasterbating

This will teach you to procrasterbate

Procrasterbation by Ol man the wise April 17, 2017

procrasterbation 

when you procrastinate by jacking off

Mathew: "man I've been jacking off all day about this assignment"
Richie: "you've gotta stop with the procrasterbation

procrasterbation by rich&matt October 29, 2019

Procrasterbation Mug 

A mug used for masturbation while pressing matters await.

That's not a milkshake, it's my procrasterbation mug !

Procrasterbation Mug by emrldflm96 June 9, 2010

Mutual Procrasterbation 

n. - the act of two or more people putting off or delaying an unpleasant or unwanted task by masterbating instead. The task can be the same or different for each person and the masterbation can be simultaneous, where by each perosn pleasures him or herself, or shared, whereby each person pleasures another person.

v. - mutual procrasterbating , mutually procrasterbate(d)

adv. - mutual procrasterbater

See also procrasterbation

Juan and Carla did not want to finish their chores, so instead, they engaged in mutual procrasterbation.

Peggy and her roomate Selma did not want to study for their mid-term, so they decided to mutually procrasterbate.

Sometimes during procrasterbation, Gary becomes bored by himself and invites his friend Omar for mutual procrasterbation.

Mutual Procrasterbation by Wheredthecheesego? April 11, 2011

Procrasturbating 

Using masturbation to otherwise occupy yourself while pressing matters await.

I had a paper due today, but I spent all night procrasturbating, so fuck that noise.

Procrasturbating by The Middle Man January 29, 2003