Precarity

A term noted by author Mark Fisher in his essay 'Time Wars.'

Precarity describes the situation where the formerly stable fixtures of life - work, home life, and the time available to dedicate to such things equally - become more fractured and unstable, leading to an existentially precarious and exhausting way of life.

Bill would love to own his own home, but the precarity involved in balancing his new job, old debt load, healthcare, and relationships means he has neither the time or money to dedicate to home ownership.

by Parker51 August 17, 2012

profanity

A linguistic crutch for the inarticulate motherfucker.

Why the fuck you gotta be using all that goddamned profanity all the time, you piece of shit?

by umanor November 19, 2010

Watch yo profanity

what you say when someone cusses and you want to act cool so you say watch yo profanity
can be used as joke when someone says words that aren't swear words
example: Bob - "Dang it, I lost."

Joe - "Watch yo profanity!"

"shit i got a bad grade"
"WATCH YO PROFANITY"

by Angelica Schuyler da Beast June 14, 2018

Profamity

Profanity that is altered to become family friendly, or politically correct.

Adam: "Holy shit this is good meat!"
Matt: Now Adam, that is not profamity, we are in public."
Adam: *thinks*
Adam: "Holy Crow this is good meat!!"

by Goteem1993 October 23, 2019

Blue Cloud of Profanity

A "blue cloud" is a dangerous area effect resulting from rapid, sustained utterances of profanity. Those in the area of effect experience either anxiety or elation depending on their idiosyncracies. Often encountered at truck stops or in the homes of desperate housewives. See also "turn the air blue".

If this therapist dislikes profanity, it won't work for us, because there'll be a blue cloud of profanity in the room.

by Baalorian October 11, 2015

Prodanity

The use of obscure nouns as an insult, usually aimed at Dan (hence the name). The more obscure the noun, the better. In some exceptions adjectives may be used before the noun, as shown in the last two examples.

Examples of prodanity are:

"Dan you collaboration"

"Dan you snowcone"

"Dan's such a doorframe"

"What a sleeping pill"

"Dan you sweltering opinion"

"Dan you belated high five"

"Dan you maroon fax machine"

"Dan you horrible decision"

by Doctor Huge January 11, 2009

Profanity Faucet

(1) Generalized term for a middle aged douchebag residing in the pacific northwest. Hobbies include working as an IT peeon, posting audio clips of failed American Idol demo tapes on the internet and generally living up to the acne ridden WoW playing virgin stereotype which is the IT "professional".
(2) Term used by aforementioned individual in a sad attempt to appear "edgy" or "hard" during failed attempts at the human mating ritual.
(3) 16th Century Scottish term for violent bloody diarrhea.

(1) That guy who couldn't fix my printer problems was a real profanity facuet
(2) Hey baby, you must have some plumber crack cuz' this profanity faucet is bro-o-ken
(3) I had a touch o' the ol' profanity faucet last night mate, musta been that there chicken yous wife neer' cooked right

by Catalysis April 23, 2010