Probe

Something that young men who tan too much and have no future drive as if it's a Lotus.

"I'm such a tool, I had to buy a Ford Probe!"

by Lottylula May 19, 2008

probe

a way of discipline

Don't do that, or I'll probe you!

by annie March 8, 2003

probe

Horrible car. I mean it's named after something you shove up your ass.

by Anonymous October 10, 2003

probe

probes (more commonly known as anal probes) originated from a documentary based on future events. Aliens documented an entire war between our race and two others. They came to earth a few years ago and gave that information to someone that happened to work in blizzard. Being the evil bastard that the guy is he got it turned into a computer game and made some heavy bling bling off of it. The probe used to be the invisible unit that flew around and didnt attack but the basic building unit stole his name cause they didnt like bob the builder as a name. the ex-probes soon later adopted the name "observer". after the government seen how useful the enemy technology was to the enemy they have yet not met, they stole it and probed through the galaxy. Some mad scientist name pimp daddy stole the technology and now flies through peoples asses fo fun w it.

mom: hey timmy get out of the damn bed now, schools about to start u bitch.
timmy: i cant mommy the probe is bangin my anal open hard!

by YO MY HO February 26, 2003

probe

infamous member of the leet poo hit krew, known for smashing the faces of niggers with his monolithic meat tenderizer. known only as "THE SPRODE" in some third world countrys after defiling entire villages at a time. see also lethal toxin and the leet poo hit krew

"WIGZ! what has happened to ants FACE?!could it have been THE SPRODE?"
"silance, popz! you must not speak his name!"

by vergeltung November 29, 2004

Probe

A ginger person. My big bros mate is called "richard probert" so they call him probe he is ginger so wen eva my bg bro sees a ginger he will shout pppprrrroooobbbe newhere even in da cinema!

*drivin down da road*
"PPPPPPPPPRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOBBBEEEEE"
Arh poor ginger!!!

by Chloe weeks December 6, 2004

Probe

Get Obliterate, destroy, defeat, with a sprinkle of “get good noob!!” and “ez clap”
Typically used after epic 123 headshots. Usually typed too but idc up to you. Also, used primarily in gaming.

*Gets 5 headshots*
(Headshotter typed in chat): Get probed!

by Ambird19 February 13, 2021