annie's definitions

lord

any substance that takes you to higher level of life; the giver of levels

The lord givith and the lord taketh; we loveth the lord.

at a party: Dude, I'm feeling down tonight. Why don't we speed dial the lord?

by annie October 5, 2004

Sobsterbate

To masturbate while wallowing in self-pity.
To masturbate while crying.

Can't get ahold of Mike? His girlfriend just dumped him, I'll bet he's home sobsterbating.

by Annie July 1, 2005

The Beatles

Probably the most influential and imitated rock band of the 20th century, these four men from England shaped not only music to this day, but started a youth revolution during the 1960's that gave the "under 30 crowd" many of the freedoms we still enjoy today. Those who disagree are either ignorant or jealous.

The moment that changed American history as we know it: 'Ladies and Gentlemen, the Beatles...'

by Annie July 1, 2003

dun dun dun

an annoying yet extremely entertaining exclamation used most efficiently with "your mom"s for the perfect burn.
always following a question regarding the statement in the format of:
or *insert verb* *insert pronoun*?!

person 1: I had fun with your mom last night.
person 2: or did you?!
everyone around them: DUN DUN DUUUUUUUNNNN!!!

by Annie January 15, 2005

excuses are like asses

its a whole saying it says "excuses are like asses everyone has one" it basically says everyone has an ass and everyone has an excuse.

"That girl Kathy she never does anything and always has a some lame reason to back it up"
"Ya but excuses are like asses everyone has one"

by Annie May 22, 2004

queave

vaginal fart; common after rough sex or masturbation, makes loud flapping sound, often found to be gross

Dude, ever got air stuck in ur twatt? Well I did, and now I don't anymore!

by Annie March 1, 2005

britch

your lackie; someone who do things for you on command in fear that they will get a severe beating from their "master"

Hey britch, get me a soda.

by Annie December 30, 2003