When a man has an issue with his penis that cause it to turn into a pringles crisp (chip) whenever he enters a woman. Can cause a lot of trouble for anyone that suffers with it as they have to settle for other forms of sexual activity.
Person 1: Yo dude did you bang that chick last night?
Person 2: Nah man, I got pringle penis so she spent the night cleaning crumbs of my former dick from her vagina.
Person 1: Shit, I feel bad for you son.
Person 2: Nah man, I got pringle penis so she spent the night cleaning crumbs of my former dick from her vagina.
Person 1: Shit, I feel bad for you son.
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Juandale Pringle: Not much bro, just taking a shit
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A method of pleasing a woman, that entails the clasping motion of a hand going into a can of Pringles. The pleaser shapes his, or her hand into that of a goose/duck's bill. Once within the female, the gripping can begin. Using the index and the middle finger the pleaser will wiggle their hand around until the deed has been done. It is absolutely necessary to excessively chant "Once you pop you can't stop" until the entire ordeal is complete.
"Dude, Did you hear? Brittany got Pringle Gripped last night. I've been trying to get my man to do that for ages."
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