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prevert

A person on the verge of doing or saying something innapropriate.
Cindy: (Waiting in line at an amusement park) "... this thing is sooo long! ... Don't say anything John. I can see that preverted look in your eyes".
by Kazizzle January 11, 2009
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a pervert who has yet to reach puberty or still acts in prepubescent way
That 5-year-old prevert looked in the girl's window as she undressed.
by thegestalt June 11, 2004
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A softcore pervert. Someone who is at the early stages of becoming a "pervert" later in life. They might do things that other people around them consider 'naughty-minded' or 'off-taste' for the current situation.
He was drawing naked women on his school homework, the little prevert.
by Palidori June 12, 2004
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A prevert is a person who pre-empts a pervert by doing to the pervert what they would have done to them, e.g. when a ballerina takes an illicit sniff of a foot fetishists loafer or when a child rapes a paedophile
"Mrs. Robinson? Mrs. Robinson? Hi, I'm sorry to have to tell you this but your son Billy molested me last night. Molested me badly."

"Oh my god! Billy did?"

"Yes I'm afraid so."

"Hey, wait a minute, aren't you that paedophile that just moved into the area?"

"Err...yeah...Frank's the name. But I didn't initiate anything, I swear to god."

"Oh that's just mummy's little prevert taking matters into his own hands. I mean, you would have done it to him wouldn't you? Wouldn't you pervert?"

"Yeah...yeah I suppose I would."

"You have to wake up pretty early in the morning to surprise my Billy!"
by H.S. Willsy August 25, 2011
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1) A very young pervert. Often someone between the ages of five and thirteen. It is more often found in the male creatures of the species. These beings usually have older siblings to add pollution to the minds of the younger creatures. About 75% of these beings will continue on to be fully fledged perverts. This stage is usually reached around the age of sixteen and lasts until the beings forties, after that they become creepy old people. These creepy old
people are usually very rich and marry very very slutty younger beings. (Commonly referred to as a creepy old dude.)

2) How idiots spell pervert.
1) Mike's little brother is such a prevert! He drew a picture of a woman with huge boobs. He's only six but Mike does that all the time so I guess he learned it from him..

2) "You are such a prevert!"
"Dumbshit it's spelled p-e-r-v-e-r-t!"
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Prezenty

A term used to refer to instant event creation and gifting. With Prezenty, one need not worry about missing out on their loved ones during a celebration. Create events, share the link on different platforms and send gifts within minutes!
Jake just gifted a coupon from Via Kerala to the birthday girl through the new gifting app Prezenty, How cool is that!!
by Prezenty January 12, 2022
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prevert

A person possessed of a dirty mind who constantly seeks to invent new and more subtle double entenderes rather than using those already in common usage.
"I never thought of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves in that context until Jim hinted at it. What a prevert"
by J M D August 18, 2005
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