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Preparation CH

George - "Man, this Preparation CH chili is hot!"

Frank - "Yeah, it's chili! Don't get all butthurt about it.
by GoodEngrish November 20, 2013
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Preparation H

A funny butt care line that is all about healing bootys. They are very dependable and will always have your back(side).
Dang this Preparation H really got my booty out here healthy and thriving!
by Seymoree Butts November 23, 2021
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triple preparation h

triple preparation h is for wrestlers who have severe hemorrhoids and when jus plain old preparation h wont cut it
omg i had a wrestling match last night and i lost cause my ass was itchin so i couldnt concentrate and wouldnt you know it i didnt have any triple preparation h on me at the time
by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 5, 2009
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Wet onslaught preparation

Where you have a brutal, disgusting shit and you roll your sleeves up to prepare for the coming storm...
John:"Awh man i just had a horrible shit."

Timmy:"Did you have to have a wet onslaught preparation?"

John:"Thank god i did..."
by King Of Poop November 9, 2011
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Sex preparation

Something done before foreplay to prepare for sex. Usually done by men.
Chad: YO HENRY IM LOSING MY VIRGINITY TONIGHT!!!
Henry: Holy crap that’s great! Do you have any plans for sex preparation?
Chad: No. What do you do?
Henry: I regularly warm up by rubbing my dick on sandpaper before I go into my girlfriend. Since I usually generate 1.5+ gallons of semen I need to make sure to use a strong condom, I would recommend magnum. Then I tie my junk to my car and drive off to increase my length.
Chad: Holy shit that’s genius!
by HornyNarwhal June 10, 2018
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Hermes Preparation

A type of preparation unique to the VTuber called HermesMythos, in which the preparations are scuffed to the point of needing rectification during the task being prepared for.
Hermes was late again, most likely due to Hermes Preparation.
by Bradhogwild November 2, 2024
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Preperation H

Dr. Evil: We finally have a working tractor beam which we shall call Preperation H.

Scotty: Why don't you just call it Operation Ass Cream you ass?
by zombiieluuv May 23, 2011
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