preachin

Trying to be an adult and giving speeches about serious things when you are still in high school and no one truly cares. The preacher also tends to spoil others' conversations by adding his/her own sermon.

Kakeson: Mike said he would never fight anyone maan.
J.Rich: I know man, I wish I could be like that.
David: Well... there comes a time when you have to give that stuff up and...(The other two leave)

by Kakeson March 31, 2005

perching

Sitting, while drunk or high, and eating constantly without doing anything else. It is possible to do so sober, but it is exceedingly rare to be sober and perching, for one must abandon dignity to truly perch.

Dude! Stop perching! You're going to eat that entire f***ing pack of oreos!

by QuickTipsManual January 23, 2011

prunching

someone hitting on a homosexual member of the opposite sex

a man prunching a lesbian

by dave099887766543 June 22, 2011

Preathing

Preath in its verb form. Can be used when speaking of any action American footballers Tobin Heath and Christen Press did or currently do together, though there is usually a suggestive connotation. They could be standing next to each other simply breathing, but Preath fans would say that they are Preathing.

"Look at Tobin and Christen over there. They're totally Preathing out!"
"The November camp gives them many opportunities for Preathing."
"Look! They're eating at the same restaurant! They're Preathing!"
"When Tobin and Christen are Preathing, it's bittersweet because on one hand I'm like 'aww' and on the other hand I wish I had someone like that."

by yetanotheruswntmemepage November 4, 2019

Preaching to the Choir

Spending time trying to convince people who are already behind you.

HR won't hire this guy. They want someone who can "hit the ground running". They must be waiting on a "purple unicorn". I apologize, I'm "preaching to the choir". (LOL. That was 3 metaphors in one explanation. I recommend using Urban Dictionary to look of the other two metaphors)

by X_AlterEgo_X March 4, 2019

facebook preaching

When someone does something on facebook and thinks it makes a difference in the environment, the life of a child, etc and starts to get all preachy about it.

"Save the whales. Totally. you can do it without leaving your living room"

-Man, stop your facebook preaching.

by Domini55 July 3, 2008

perching

similar to planking but crouching down as an owl would. sitting in a crouch like a catcher in baseball would and placing hands down in between legs.

The top of the drive thru sign at in-n-out was a great place for a perching pic.

I was perching on the ledge of the building before the cops came and arrested me for "disturbing the peace"... tools.

by Patricio Finnegante July 18, 2011