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Powerwash

The act of coming all over a girls asshole after having sex doggy style.
I bent Stefanie over the counter and fucked her from behind and powerwashed her good when I was done!
by bucknasty802 December 26, 2011
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Pittsburgh Powerwash

When being blown, grab your terrible towel right before you cum, then cum into the terrible towel and wipe it in your partners face.
I was in my man cave watching the steelers game as my girlfriend was blowing me and right before I came I grabbed my terrible towel and Pittsburgh Powerwashed her.
by Patrick chaos Bateman September 19, 2011
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powerwalking

To walk at very high speed, although not running.
The effect can be optimized by listening to hard core techno or dance music.
Where's the hurry? You're powerwalking away from me!

Look, it's the powerwalker-lady!
by Nils H August 10, 2007
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Powerwash

When you bust one on a girl's face so hard it removes her makeup.
Man I had makeup all over the bed cause I powerwashed that bitch last night!
by Fo3 April 19, 2011
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Powerwasted

The act of getting completely shitfaced and losing any morals, and/or inhibitions. Examples include singing the wrong lyrics as loud as you can, making friends with that statue of John Wayne, having a conversation with someone who's deaf and never realizing it, singing any Katy Perry or Adele song at karaoke, puking in the trashcan behind the bar only to wash your vomit down with old crow and rainier, etc. A pants off-dance off may occur. Also, you may piss on your buddy while he sleeps. Requires between 30 and 40 beers, and also requires 10-15 shots or thereabouts. A case of champagne will lead you to power wasted as well. Many cigarettes are required. A hundred dollar bar tab is the bare minimum. You cannot get powerwasted by drinking any kind of light beer. A casual drinker doesn't have the ability to get powerwasted. A severe powerwasting is generally accompanied the next day by pbr at ten a.m. to beat off the stage eleven hangover.
Me: "Where are we?"
Friend: "I think we're in Portland."
Me: "How did we get here?"
Friend: "I recall having irish car bombs at the HH and a spacebag of sangria."
Me: "So you don't know either?"
Friend: "We must have been powerwasted!"
by Sethisrad August 1, 2013
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powerspeak

noun; inflated and often self-serving language used to highlight accomplishments and/or their importance; often used on resumes, during work reviews, and in work-related meetings
Dude A: Basically we packaged and repackaged advertising in way that would persuade some percentile of middle america to gaze upon its flickering beacons of weight loss and mortgage refinancing

Dude B: Is that the official description? Something tells me that didn't come from a company memo.

Dude A: well, that's just a superficial estimation
from within it's a well-oiled machine, an insidious, ad-serving force of nature, partly thanks to me
(is that a better display of ego?)

Dude B: Yeah. Way to rock the powerspeak.
by John Eischeid December 24, 2008
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powerwaiting

powerwaiting is the action of waiting in an excited manner, or in a rushed manner. or waiting impatiently.
mostly caused by either not giving enough fucks about something and you end up waiting it out.
mostly done by "concentrating" on the waiting which apparently, according to some, makes the "waiting faster." like if it was some fucking "wait" command of skyrim.

in other words, focusing intensely on waiting
powerwaiting, powerwait, powerwaited
"i got so excited that the new chapter of my favorite book was out, i ended up ordering same-day delivery, and powerwaited infront of my door, staring at it!"
"this office job is so fucking boring, ill just powerwait through it"

"..AAANY SECOND NOW HES GONNA SHOW UP! WONT STOP POWERWAITING, WILL NEVER STOP POWERWAITING!"
by ammeo July 6, 2023
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