posturbation

also: Posturbating

'liking' or 'upping' your own posts.

If you have to like or up your own post, it's posturbation, and you probably should have kept it to yourself anyway.

by pteryakisan October 30, 2013

Pasterbator

When you say you were thinking of a girl to make them feel good when you were actually jerkin it while thinking about them.

"Hey Shelby, I was just thinking of you!"
"Really?"
"Yeah, I was beatin' my meat."
"ugh, you're another pasterbator!"

by Name Currently Unknown February 6, 2009

posternity

A combination of posterity and eternity. It really does go on forever and ever and ever.

Travis: "I've come up with an idea for the ages"

Steve: "It'll go down in posternity"

by digik9 June 17, 2013

Poosterbation

Poosterbation or, to poosterbate, is to perform the act of masturbation while using shit as lubricant. It is most commonly performed when a person wants to bust a nut, and needs to lay a cable at the same time. A variation of poosterbation would be to use shit other than your own, this form of poosterbation is very adventurous and usually requires a level of poosterbation experience to maintain a boner as other peoples shit always smells worse than your own.

There is a high risk of infection associated with performing poosterbation with strangers shit, because you can never be sure as to what bacteria or diseases might be lurking in their poo. The most common form of infection from poosterbation is Broccoli Cock (see 'Broccoli Cock'). AIDS is a low risk due to the rancid smell of AIDS infected poo, and the high availability of AIDS rags (see 'AIDS rag') from public hospitals.

A guy and girl leave the club and sneak into the back alley together,

Guy-"I've gotta fuck you real quick cause my girlfriend will be wondering where I am".

Girl-"Have you got a condom?, cause I have AIDS"

Guy-"FUCK, no I don't, but I have an AIDS rag, quick just do a shit and wipe the poo with this AIDS rag, then I'll just poosterbate into your mouth".

Girl-"OK, I love poosterbation".

Guy-"No shit bitch, everyone loves poosterbation".

by Spydabytes September 10, 2010

pastorbait

young boy or men who would attract interest of a predatory priest or clergy man

"Man, that boy is pastorbait, check him out. "

by Cleveland Mike January 24, 2012

popperbaiting

during a long goon sesh one of your balls feels like its about to erupt

I was going through a long good goon sesh and i noticed i was popperbaiting

by Theofficalgoonerinstructor October 5, 2023

poopsterbaiting

Jacking off while taking a shit.

Jim: Man, I'm just so busy I had to try poopsterbaiting during my lunch break.

by CharlieTheDrunkGuineaPig December 11, 2015